WELL WELL WELL.

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“Yes. A realm of magic.” Little more needed to be said about it. She raised an eyebrow, “Child, I have eaten knights in full plated armour and not much as burped when I was done.” A dragons digestive tract was quite something. “I can stomach whatever I wish.” And that this boy thought otherwise only lessened her already dire opinion of the Maleficent within Mal’s world, assuming this was where the boy hailed from. “Marvellous, another in a town full of people who seem to know too little of their current home.” she raised an eyebrow, “A lizard? Ugh,” she felt ashamed to share her name with this other woman. “Well I am no lizard and no fool so a tad more respect may be in order.”

“you’re lucky magic gets to be used, it’s all blocked back home,” he said simply. “sounds-- gross? and cannibalistic.” he said. “i know i probably look good, but i doubt i taste good,” he chuckled a bit. “what else should i know, i know as much as you do, as anyone does really,” he said. “it sucks i know but there’s not much we can do about it unless someone who does know starts telling,” he said. “hey the other maleficent wasn’t a fool,” he said. “i don’t have to respect you, we just met. i don’t respect anyone i don’t want to.”

Poking the buttons, the young boy looked like he was dreaming as the candy bar fell. However, it was soon caught between its shelf and the glass of the vending machine. He stared at it aimlessly for a moment, chewing on his bottom lip before tapping on the glass. What appeared to be someone’s frustration over the machine was just over looked by the public but Issac was having none of it and soon slammed his fist one more time. The glass cracked away and fell to the ground but he never bat an eyelid, awkwardly picking the candy bar and turning on his heels to meet the person behind him. “The machine is broken. Sorry.” Issac walked on, opening the wrapper and taking a small bite, all while surprised that he still had his strength from being a bear.

harry laughed as the man broke the machine. he walked grabbing what he wanted from it and then walked after him. “you just broke it, not that i minded, got me this without paying,’ he said simple. “you acted like you didn’t do it though,” he chuckled.

‘ i just think she wanted something that wasn’t possible. for me to be continue her empire.  my mom didn’t leave the bargain castle much. ’ she explained. ‘ so like, i was her evil monkey. ’

“well, you’re the hottest monkey i’ve ever seen,” he smiled. “do you think she deserved to be turned into a lizard?”

harry had heard a few times, when her mum came out and walked the streets, he had noticed mal with her. “that’s shit,” he said “it sucks completely, you’re one of the baddest i know, what did she expect from you? murder? that’s far.”

‘ alright — what do you want to know? ’ she asked.

“we both grew up in the isle, but it was still really different for us i think your mum being who she is..” he said. “was that hard?” he asked. “I know my dad was hard on me but your mum ruled it all.”

she giggled ‘ shut up. ’ she chimed. 

he laughed “no,” he grinned biting at her cheek. “so, since we’re taking this day by day, i wanna know more about you.”

she giggled ‘ see, what a great guy. ’ she teased, sitting on his hips and kissing him.

“i can be amazing,” he grinned and kissed her back with ease, deepening it “and i can be sexy,” he grinned.

harry laughed “I’m not fighting with you! it’s just a hardcore conversation,” he grinned. “I’ll give a good one, it won’t be half assed.”

‘ evie’s the sweetest, she’ll play nice. ’ she assured. ‘ but you gotta apologise. ’

“me!” he said “what about her!” he said being annoying. he sighed ‘fine, i’ll apologize and play nice but if i here one snarky comment--” he said. “don’t blame me for using one back.”

‘ you were so mean to evie. and i played nice with uma when i found her. so it’s your turn to play nice with my best friend. if she hates you — there’s no chance of me dating you. ’ she reminded him, her long purple nail tapping his nose.

he sighed “what if she doesn’t play nice with me?” he asked “because the last time didn’t go very well,” he said thinking about it. “I’ll try, i’ll be nice to her,” he said. he wanted this to work and if all he had to do was be nice to evie, he would do it.

slowly he put the mic on the table in front of him. he hadn’t been bad at singing karaoke, and he picked up a glass of whiskey and downed it in one. he walked off the stage and almost ended up stumbling into someone, causing him to get knocked slightly into the corner of a table. “son of a bitch!” he winced, before turning to the other. “i am so sorry, the lights were blinding me as i got off the stage there, let me buy you a drink as an apology.”

Harry groaned as someone almost pushed into him. he watched him fall over and he raised an eyebrow, watching him get up. “yeah, alright buy me a drink then. you’ve been singing all night maybe it’s time you do something a little better,” he grinned with a chuckle.

harry smiled more, he leaned kissing her cheek softly. he held her hips as she adjusted and watched her, noticing the lip in her teeth, she was so hot. “mad!” he laughed “why are you mad!”

“I didn’t think he was real.” He confesses, “I mean… I read about it… But I thought he wasn’t an actual person…  Although I’ve encountered more people on this island who I never imagined being real…” Nevertheless, he would rather avoid meeting Captain Hook if he was anything like described in the stories. 

“there’s a lot of things that aren’t real but actually are,” he said. “and he’s one of them. i’m his son,” he grinned with ease. “yes, you’re right i’ve been meeting a lot of new and strange people,” he said to him with ease. “it’s pretty interesting isn’t it. tell me about you now.”

wednesday grinned up at him for her spot on the edge of the roof, her feet dangling off the side, “come on now, risk taker, i’m sure you can handle one tall building.” she teased. wednesday took another sip from the bottle, “definitely, from up here everyone below just looks small and sometimes i throw water balloons down at them.”

“of course i can, i can hop buildings,” he said moving beside her now, dangling his own legs off of the side. “they do don’t they,” he said taking a glance down. he took the bottle an took a drink as well, handing it back. “too bad we don’t have some now.”

“that is a sweet deal,”  he said.  “show me yours?” he asked. “what things did you get when you first got here?”

rey had turned out to be very good at mixing alcohol. it had gotten her a temporary job while she figured out how to get away from this temporary island. but not everything about the job was peachy, the creep hanging next to her had tried to cross over to the other side of the bar and rey had no choice but to push him away with the force. not her proudest moment, she turned to another client and said, “ what will you be having today? ” hoping to take some attention away from what just transpired. 

“i’ll have however you did that?” he laughed a bit. “how did you do that anyway?” he asked as he sat at the bar. “it’s  a good trick to get people to leave you alone that’s for sure.” he had never really seen magic at all. banned from where he lived, he always wondered what it looked like in person.

‘ that sounds like exactly what i need, harry. ’

he smiled “perfect, me too,” he said. of course, he wanted this to go really well. he knew rushing things could lead to this ending before it barely began.