dance no more

i'm still very sad that i wasn't able to get tickets to any of your shows because they sold out so fast, i thought i had someone with pull trying to get them for me, and he couldn't even get them. which is rare, because normally he can get me tickets to anyone. but that's how much people love you and want to see you i guess, so i'll just be jealous of everyone that's getting to see you, and pout that i'm not there. are you loving doing a tour again, though? has it been fun? | @hvrryestyles

well, i can make sure you have a ticket to a show, love, as i've got a lot of new york shows going on and you're welcome to come to one of them, how does that sound? no need to be jealous, we'll get you there front row center, and i'll even sing a song just for you. does that work? you'll be the vip for the night!

mate, i saw the video of you the other day having to run from your fans as you were trying to get into the hotel, that's crazy that you still have to do shit like that, yeah? you think people would calm down and just let you be, treat you like a person and not a sideshow. i understand, kind of, because i see how people treat zendaya when she's out in public like that and they chase her down and go crazy when they see her. people just need to learn how to respect each other better. respect you better. but how are you doing with all that, everything good now? | @hvrryestyles

you saw that? was a bit mad, wasn't it? i was just trying to get into my hotel and they swarmed me and it was a bit overwhelming, not going to lie at all. it's crazy to me too, mate, i don't get the appeal of acting that crazy over someone, especially acting that crazy over me. i get i'm famous, or whatever, but that doesn't mean you need to go that kind of wild. yeah, i've seen how she gets treated as well, though you get it too, or you both get it a lot when your together as well, right? i agree about people respecting better, but i don't think they'll ever learn. i'm good though now, mate, got extra bodyguards now and i feel better.

so when are you going to pull me up on stage for a 'bell on bicycle' remix? because i have a spicy, very ma 15+ verse raring to go and i think the people deserve it. it's about speed bumps and your red shorts that are genuinely having their own cultural moment right now; like those shorts have more instagram fan pages than some actual artists i know. anyway i won't spoil the whole thing, but i will say it rhymes and it's devastating, and your mom probably shouldn't be in the audience for it. think of it as a public service, really. you bring the bicycle, i'll bring the unhinged energy, and together we'll create something beautiful that gets clipped and taken wildly out of context on tiktok within seconds. that's the dream, honestly. / @hvrryestyles

i'm not even close to being shocked that you've got a spicy verse raring to go, and you're probably right that the people deserve it. and you've got me curious now too, love, so i'll just say whatever show you want to make it happen at, we'll make it happen and i'll pull you on stage for it. the crowd won't know what hit them. and i'll make sure my mum is no where to be seen. though the fact that my shorts have fan pages is making me laugh a little, that's mad. plus, you'll never get me to not be part of something that won't get taken wildly out of context, i do love when that happens.