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rewrite of the original titled ‘intro: her’

⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 namjoon comes into your life in one of the most unexpected of ways. but even though you are immediately smitten, he comes with some heavy baggage: a failed marriage, three children, and a company left to him by his father. will you able to stay?  〞single dad au. domestic au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: ceo!namjoon x marine veterinarian!reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: angst ∝ fluff ∝ smut

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 12.2k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: nothing but cavity inducing fluff !

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: eye was genuinely supposed to have this up for christmas and then i just decided to not. write :) but ! better late than never !! hope you enjoy this !!

⏤ thank you to @amourtae​ and @inkedtae​ aka two of my fav people ever in the whole universe for beta reading this and giving me ur comments/feedback <3

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After the twins’ birthday party, time passes in the blink of an eye; soon, it’s been four months since you met Namjoon and his sons, and were consequently thrust into the organised chaos that is their lives. Within the first two months, when you were still mere acquaintances with Namjoon, it wasn’t often that you would see him in person. Despite his position in his family’s company, Namjoon was far too busy a man for you to frequently see each other - his business taking up most of his time as he settles into his vice presidency role. Not to mention, with Seokjin often skiving off of work in order to spend more time with Amara, Namjoon was often waylaid with even more paperwork and business proposals than was within his usual workload; something he would grumble to you about regularly. With the rest of the free time he did have, he usually spent with his three sons, who you’ve quickly come to learn that Namjoon adores with everything he has.

Of course, within the first couple of months, it wasn’t like you really had a reason to see him often. After all, you were simply acquaintances. And the times that you did see him, was because his sons—mainly Jungkook—had all but forced him to take them to the aquarium, just so they could see you.

However, two months ago, the frequency of your meetings had changed, and despite his hectic and generally full schedule, you now tend to see him—and his sons—fairly regularly; usually once a week.

⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 the last thing you expect to discover on your fourth anniversary is your fiance’s infidelity. the last thing you expect to do on your fourth anniversary is fuck a handsome stranger in the middle of a bar. 〞infidelity au. rich kids au. bdsm au. secret affair au. strangers 2 lovers au. arranged marriage au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: namjoon x reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: angst ∝ fluff ∝ smut

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 21k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: accidental voyeurism, cheating, mentions/minor depictions of alcohol consumption, mentions of alcohol, infidelity, heavy bdsm themes, sir kink, power dynamics, dom!namjoon, sub!reader, first-time submission, big cock!namjoon, praise, degradation, panty-sniffing, public sex, exhibitionism, teasing, marking, biting, dirty talk, fingering, spanking, mentions of sexual punishment, masochism, cheating sex… obviously, corruption kink, humiliation, orgasm control, edging, orgasm denial, crying, begging, finger sucking, cum tasting, bruising, light choking, thigh riding, nipple/breast play, slight nipple torture, wet and messy, ruined orgasm, unprotected sex, grinding, once again namjoon is h u g e; hung like a horse; absolutely monstrous, deep dicking, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, rough n hard sex amen, voyeurism, squirting, creampie, minor cumplay, panty-stealing,

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: this was supposed to go up for my birthday on monday but I couldn’t finish it in time 😭 so have it NOW! happy solvember!!!

⏤ thank you to my loves @yeoldontknow and @amourtae for letting me yell at this fic to them but also helping me on some plot points, and ofc, also beta reading for me! and thank you to @ressjeon​, @chemicalpink, @sunshinejunghoseokie, and @nightshadevinter for beta reading as well!! 💖

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One unassuming evening, you step into Nagwon Gallery. The building is completely deserted, the exhibits having closed to the public two hours ago. Even the gallery’s staff had long since returned home, with only the security guards still loitering, ensuring that the art was safe. Darkened showrooms greet you, large shadows looming in inky corners contrasted only by dimly lit spotlights that shine upon the art, while intermittent wall washers illuminate the pathway throughout the museum. Within the adumbral chambers, the gold frames of the artwork are emphasised, drawing attention to the paintings displayed against the deep russet walls whilst highlighting their elegance.

Nonetheless, you’re not here to appreciate the beauty of the artwork. No, you’re here for one reason and one reason only.

updated. April 7, 2020.

newest: 

❃ ⇾ “We’re hiking at 5 am, what’s the problem?”

❃ ⇾ “Should I get this one tattooed for real?”

❃ ⇾ “Did you know Holly is a lightning conductor?”

here is the masterlist for my long term Jungkook couple. drabbles are listed in chronological order. (ongoing).

[ key. ❃ ⇾ fluff; ☁ ⇾ angst; ☆ ⇾ smut ]

❃ ⇾ “You think I wouldn’t recognize the face of Downy?”

❃ ⇾ “I don’t know why you’re presenting that as a threat.”

❃ ⇾ “You keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.”

☆ ⇾ “I knew you had a smart mouth but that was unreal.” (+fluff)

❃ ⇾ “You want to go home and leave me here all alone, huh?”

☆ ⇾ “You like me? Like as friends?”

❃ ⇾ “Am I your lock screen?”

❃ ⇾ “It’s ok, baby, you don’t have to tell me how cool I was.”

❃ ⇾  “Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

☁ ⇾ “You think I’d leave you if you falter?” 

❃ ⇾ “Did we just give relationship advice?” (+angst) [♡] (Jin/Poopsie fic, but heavily features Jungkook)

❃ ⇾ “I hate fighting with you.” (+angst)

❃ ⇾ “You got a cute butt.”

❃ ⇾ “You seem to be quite smitten with me, Sir.” 

❃ ⇾ “Stop laughing! We’re in the middle of a robbery.”

❃ ⇾ “That’s code for sex, right?” 

❃ ⇾ “You’re also the guy who worships the ground his girlfriend walks on.”

❃ ⇾ “I just want to cuddle your cute ass on the couch and watch dumb movies.”

❃ ⇾ “You’re cute when you complain, you know that?”

❃ ⇾  “I’m eating cake without you, you brat.”

❃ ⇾ “You’ve thought about this before, haven’t you.”

❃ ⇾ “Wash my back and I’ll do whatever you want me to.”

❃ ⇾ “But ditto, baby.” (New Year’s Eve drabble)

❃ ⇾ “If you don’t stop looking at my lips without doing anything about it, I will take you right here on this counter.” 

❃ ⇾ “Did you know Holly is a lightning conductor?”

❃ ⇾ “I don’t know how you’ve put up with me for this long, but I love you for it.”

❃ ⇾ “You really want to name her Widowmaker?”

❃ ⇾ “That was the smallest pancake there. What is this, amateur hour?”

❃ ⇾ “You cocky little bitch.”

❃ ⇾ “Aren’t they supposed to be happy little clouds, Mr. Ross?”

❃ ⇾ “You don’t know how to change a tire either, and it’s not my fault it’s a blizzard.”

❃ ⇾ “I’ve eaten a whole box of candy canes. I’m thriving.”

❃ ⇾ “If you don’t knock it off, I’m going to home alone you.”

❃ ⇾ “There’s a tent in the living room.”

❃ ⇾ “Should I get this one tattooed for real?”

❃ ⇾ “Are you slowly trying to steal my entire wardrobe?” 

A collection of drabbles following the longterm relationship between Jungkook and you…

pairing; jeon jungkook x reader genre/warnings; established relationship au, domestic, smut, fluff

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snack thief ❛Jungkook steals your snacks while you’re away. Can he make it up to you? He’ll try his best…❜

sleepy ❛Jungkook’s never too sleepy for sex…❜

slightly jealous ❛You’re slightly jealous but mostly annoyed…❜

cyber sex ❛You want to partake in some “cyber” sex…❜

middle of the night  ❛After a silly argument, Jungkook wants to apologise… at 2 o’clock in the morning…❜  

eating out  ❛You find a nostalgic Jungkook waiting for you to get out of the shower…❜  ⤑ coming soon 

#rewind

rewind (1) How you first met…

rewind (2) Your first kiss… ⤑coming soon

Pairing: Jungkook x Female Reader

Genre: Royalty AU! Werewolf AU! Childhood Best Friends to Lovers. 

Rating: M for Mature. Sexual Content/Future Smut. Language. 

Word Count: 5,740

Summary: Jungkook, Prince of the Werewolves, must mate before he can take his rightful place as King. How you, a human, became one of the candidates for his Queen is a mystery to all – including you.

A/N: Hi all!!! I decided to split this into two parts because it was taking me so long and I needed a break but didn’t want to keep you waiting any longer.

The anticipation for what awaits you is agonizing. There is a heaviness in your heart. It is a painful pounding that beats furiously against your breast. It reminds you of everything you have to lose tonight. It reminds you that too much has been left unsaid between you for far too long.

But there is no guarantee that any of it would matter anyway. He is to become a king, after all. What would a king want with a heart as delicate as your own? What use does a king have for a woman like you? A human woman at that. One whose presence could very well mar the crown he will soon wear and everything it stands for.

It does not matter to many that you are no ordinary woman. Your blood is as blue as the ocean is deep but you are a human all the same. How could a werewolf as powerful and revered as Jungkook ever hold his head high with an interloper for a bride? Surely there would be outrage amongst the members of the pack. Surely you would be the cause of far more stress than your tender heart is worth. No, a king needs domain over his kingdom, not the love of a human.

But loving him is not something you can so easily abandon. It expands well beyond what you can fit in that silly heart of yours. It has been growing steadily inside of you since the innocence of your youth. It started way back when Jungkook was still a ruddy cheeked runt who used to chase you through his family’s orchard. It has matured since then, just as you have after all these years. It is deeper now, desperate even. It begs to be unleashed and reciprocated with an equal vigour.

summary: after going through with an arranged marriage to please his parents and secure his inheritance of the family business, kim taehyung thinks he’s got it all figured out. he doesn’t. apparently just being married to you isn’t enough, not when everybody and their mother can pick up on the fact that the two of you absolutely loathe each other. but taehyung wants his inheritance one way or another, so he decides that desperate times call for desperate measures: the two of you need to fall in love, and you need to fall in love fast.

{enemies to lovers!au, arranged marriage!au, rich kids!au}

pairing: kim taehyung x female reader genre: fluff, angst, smut (i know, crazy right?) word count: 32k warnings: oral sex (m & f receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, multiple unprotected sex scenes (they’re married y’all), fat cock tae, tae has a wife kink, lots of praise, alcohol consumption (but they’re safe), minor character death (not explicit), mentions of heart attack, slow burn like there is no tomorrow a/n: hello and welcome to the fic everyone, literally everyone, has been waiting for! i am so, so, so excited to share this with you all, especially because none other than rose @kinktae​ helped me write the smut, and i am literally forever indebted to her. you all better go spam rose with all the love and support you can because this fic would not be here without her and i love her so much. 

also, to all my readers who aren’t comfortable reading smut, please know that the smut in this fic is not imperative to the storyline, and you skipping past it will not affect your reading experience., enjoy!

Never in your life have wedding bells felt so ominous.

⟶ pairing: jungkook x reader 

⟶ genre: fuckboy!jungkook / friends with benefits / friends to lovers + smut  

⟶ words: 14,633

⟶ rating: 18+ 

⟶ summary: when jungkook offers you a proposition of just sex, no strings attached, how can you possibly say no? after all, what are best friends for?

⟶ warnings: kind of a crack fic, sprinkle of angst, way too casual conversations mid-sex, jealous jungkook, slight himbo jungkook tbh (he’s kind of a sweet loveable idiot), he also has a big dick oops, man bun and blonde jungkook to feed my fantasies!, multiple smut scenes!!!, missionary, dry humping, oral sex (m receiving), face fucking, unprotected sex, slight degradation (mostly jungkook hating himself), brief name calling, light choking, sort of praise kink

⟶ note: this was inspired by a number of things but mainly do me by kim petras being on jungkook’s spotify playlist, this tiktok sound, and this tumblr post lol also big thank you to @bratkook​ and @onherwings​ for letting me ramble on about this fic and reigniting my inspo for it 💛

( p.s. i tried to proofread this but if y’all see any typos no u didn’t, thank u <3 )

A COLLECTION  [ updated : 3 23 2021 ]

— STATUS ONGOING — NO REPOSTS didn’t write this for an unoriginal ugly ass hoe on wattpad to steal it !!  — FACTS about this couple can be found under #ncouple ! — Copyright © 2021, 1kook on tumblr

Rated: M

Warnings: Angst, hybrid smut, knotting, 

Summary: Jungkook has only ever thought of his breeding clients as just that - clients, and he’s always quite indifferent to them since he only ever knows them for a short period of time. But then you come along, and he starts experiencing feelings that aren’t being manipulated by your heat. Real feelings, that he has never harbored before with anyone else.

Notes: so wow this took a fuck of a lot longer to get out than i ever thought could even happen but here we are and i only have my bitchass to blame. but anyways !!! i hope this chapter was worth at least somewhat of the wait! next chapter is going to be a little cuh-razyyy ! also this was lightly edited, i’ll be coming back later to fix any small mistakes.

Words: 7.2k.

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Time was drawing near, and both you and Jungkook could sense it.

It was obvious in the way the breaks between your fever became longer - your need to be bred more spaced out and less intense. Usually around this time of the arrangement, Jungkook would end up showering by himself and recouping alone - generally just taking care of himself while he waited for his client to catch another fever.

He would also feel less possessive of his clients, because by now, they were usually so marked up and reeked of his scent that no other male would even be interested in them after smelling his obvious claim. And not to mention, their chance of pregnancy during this time was not nearly as high as in the beginning, so his natural instincts knew that if another male tried to breed them, it would most likely be a failed attempt.

But this arrangement he had with you, everything was different. The moment he smelt your scent as you came through the front door of the mansion on the very first day, he knew things were going to be different.

(Omegaverse au, Mafia au, Bts x Reader)

Summary: Yoongi makes his choice, so does Moonbyul.

Pairing: Beta! Yoongi, Omega! Reader, Omega! Jungkook, Omega! Seokjin, Alpha! Namjoon, Alpha! Hoseok, Alpha! Taehyung, Alpha! Jimin,

Tags: Graphic material, Death, Murder, Dead bodies and dying described in detail, brief suicide attempt, suicidal thoughts, depression, DARK THEMES, guilt, blood, a touch of blood kink? drugs, murder/crime themes, guilt, kinda fuck or die vibes? finally fluff at the end, mating marks, 

W/c: 7.1k

A/n: here is the moment you’ve all been waiting for! the big d word moment!!! my carpal tunnel is acting up, I will probably not be able to get the next chapter out for a few days or until next week. Chronologically the next chapter continues after part 1. 

(PLEASE READ TAGS FOR CW BEFORE YOU PROCEED)

Previous part — Masterlist

Part 4: If I Have You 

Pulling the trigger is the easiest thing you’ve ever done. 

Geumjae’s body flinches back from the force of the bullet. The ceiling splattering with the spray of his blood. It hits the side of your face too, your white shirt crested with red at the shoulders, dripping down your throat along with the blood from your mating bite. It’s a percussive splatter, noisy as it hits the wall.

People never talk about how blood gets everywhere during a murder. Yoongi is unable to stop his flinch when Geumjae’s brain matter and viscera splatter against him, just a little. 

Yoongi didn’t think you’d actually do it. 

✬ ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Hybrid!Jungkook! X freader/ ft. Hybrid!Jimin and Hybrid!Taehyung 

✬ 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕖: Ninja assassin!au/hybrid!au 18 +M /smut

✬ 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 15.5 k I’m sorry 

✬ 𝕊𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪: Designed to be the deadliest hybrid assassin,  Jungkook completes his assignments efficiently and without question, until you.

✬ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤:daddy kink, choking kink, breeding kink, impreg kink, dom Jungkook, brat reader, slight yandere themes, use of restraints, biting, stupid pining, Stockholm syndrome, rimming, anal play, pussy slapping, violence, death of side characters and major character, mentions of hybrid heats, mentions of voyeurism, kidnapping, mentions of drugging, mentions of weapons, aggressive kissing, rutting and grinding, size kink, lactation kink, scenting, cock swelling, dirty talk, slight degradation, rough make-out sessions, mentions of pheromones, slight dub-con due to effects of pheromones, hair pulling, masturbation, finger sucking, mentions of blood, fighting, physical violence, posessive Jungkook

A/N: This fic was once posted long ago, but I abandoned it. I decided to pick it back up and finish it as a one shot. For my baby, @xmagicxshopx​ whom through this fic, became my friend and who I know has secretly been wanting me to finish it 👀. This is the motherlode of hybrid Jk kinks! Enjoy <3

◐ PART VIII of THE ALPHA ◐

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◐ Part I ◐ Part II ◐ Part III ◐ Part IV ◐ Part V ◐ Part VI ◐ Part VII ◐

Pairing: Alpha Werewolf Jimin x Omega Reader

Rating: Hard Mature 18+ (for this installment)

Warnings: this one is a little darker, descriptions of violence, ABO sexual dynamics including discussion of scenting, marking, mating, and claiming, strong sexual innuendo, discussion of violence relating to ritual combat, possessive behavior, injuries and discussion of injuries, lots of people have, use and are threatened by knives, kidnapping and drugging, its not as bad as it sounds, but it is definitely a bit darker…

Word Count: 4250

Author’s Note: I said it before but it bears repeating…You have no idea what your support has meant to me. Truly your asks and your messages and comments…they made me so happy. You made me believe that people wouldn’t forget about this story. I am so grateful you were able to wait. As many of you know I faced a medical emergency recently and you were all so lovely. The best followers on this site and I MEAN that. As always, my angels @ppersonna @xjoonchildx and  @untaemedqueen​  were (and continue to be) the best betas and the best friends anyone could ask for. My thanks to ALL of you for helping me bring this story to life! I don’t know what I would do without your daily encouragement and your daily support. You guys are the heartbeat of this story. It wouldn’t be here without you.

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Two Years Ago 

——◐——

Centuries ago the moon goddess stumbled across her human soulmate while he was sleeping. Struck by his beauty, but reluctant to reveal her identity, the goddess began to visit him in his dreams where she could hide her true form and appear before him as a mortal woman. 

In the world of dreams their love flourished and from that blessed union the packs were born…

The wolf nations celebrated this sacred romance every ten years during the Festival of the Lover’s Moon…

The day of the festival was spent eating and drinking and dancing at large parties, but when the sun went down… well—

That’s when things got really interesting. 

On the night of Lover’s Moon the young unmated wolves of the pack were permitted to commemorate this legendary love story in a decidedly scandalous manner. 

The unmated men assumed the role of the goddess’s sleeping lover—they were blindfolded (to represent slumber) and led into a large sectioned off area of the dark forest to ‘wait and dream.’

Unmated she-wolves over the age of maturity (eighteen) took herbal scent suppressors and ventured out into that very same forest in order to anonymously ‘visit’ the young men ‘in their dreams’…

The rules for what exactly that meant were pretty fast and loose which was why Min Yoongi was thanking the goddess and every other deity he could think of that Yunli was still seventeen. 

“But I will be eighteen in two days! Please can’t I just—“

“No. Absolutely not under any circumstances ever.”

“But Yoonji is going!”

“Ji-ah is nearly nineteen and has never been interested in any of the snotty little man-pups of our pack.” He snorted. “She’s probably going out just so she can shove a bunch of them in the lake.”

“I wouldn’t count on it,” Yunli mumbled irritably. 

Kim Taehyung yawned idly and snuggled into the cozy little pallet he prepared at the base of his favorite tree. The blindfold he and all the other unmated ‘lovers’  wore was made from witchcloth and could not be removed while the sun was down—so he had snuck into the forest earlier to set everything up. 

Now all he had to do was wait until—

“H-Hi Taehyung.”

Oh sh—

“Uh. Hello…Miss.”

Taehyung didn’t recognize the owner of that voice, but he knew for sure who it wasn’t. 

“I was hoping to find you tonight.”

This is not good. 

“Well I’m—I’m flattered… naturally but—”

She touched his hand and he squeaked. 

“I was thinking you and I might get to know each other a little bet—eep!”

The sharp point of a custom blade pressed directly into the unfortunate young beta girl’s pulse point. 

“Are you lost, puppy?”

A heavy cloak obscured the newcomer’s features, but there was no mistaking her meaning. 

Taehyung bit his lip to keep from snorting as the poor she-wolf scrambled away. 

“Ji-ah,” he tsked with feigned disapproval, “that wasn’t very nice.”

Min Yoonji grinned as she sheathed her wicked looking dagger and slid languidly into his arms. 

“You don’t like nice girls, Kim Taehyung.”

“I like you,” he whispered breathlessly against her lips. “Nice or not—it doesn’t matter to me…” His hands slid greedily over her soft curves—pulling her closer till he felt the beat of her heart against his own. “I’ll like anything as long as it’s you.” 

This was the stupidest idea in the history of stupid ideas. 

Jimin huffed as he struggled to find a comfortable position against the giant boulder he’d chosen as his perch.

Why did I let Taehyung talk me into this?

He could be at home—in bed—comfortably sleeping off the all-day feast he’d indulged in. 

Instead he was out in the middle of the forest sitting blindfolded on a rock in the off chance that one of the she-wolves was out looking for him. 

Not bloody likely. 

Not when prime targets like Namjoon, Hoseok, Jungkook—and countless others—were scattered throughout the woods. 

“Park Jimin?”

⇢ Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

⇢ Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Angst

↳ Doctor/Surgeon AU, Enemies to Lovers AU

⇢ Words: 2k

⇢ Warnings: *the feels*

⇢ Summary: When asked about Taehyung, a string of beautifully aligned words are ready spew from your lips. You could possibly go on and on about how his wonderful antics are similar to a child rather than a doctor, or how his observation skills were especially great in preparing your heart to absolutely burst or even how one gracious stare of his always left you in a blushing mess. You’re in love him, what else are you suppose to say? 

⇢ [Moodboard] [Prologue] [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10] [Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14] [Part 15] [Part 16] [Part 17] [Part 18] [Epilogue] - links on masterlist

⇢ A/N: FINALLY. ITS DONE. ITS- *coughs and clears throat* Sorry about that, what I meant to say was thank you for sticking around for these 3 very long months. This was my first sfw series and I was worried that it wasn’t going to appeal to many people because of that, but surprising I got quite the opposite response which has lead me to believe that wanting to write more series like this one is something I shouldn’t even worry about. Thank you all for reading and I hope you enjoy the ending ^.^

Based on a series of asks I received last week here, here and here

I hate you guys for ruining my mind :’) 

Warning: graphic Jungkook smut and a ridiculous fuck or die theme

Word Count: 10,050

“Miss ___, you will be in room 23,” the chirpy receptionist informs you once she scans your ID, “Your partner is already waiting for you in there.”

You bow deeply at her, “Thank you so much. Is there anything I have to sign?”

“Nope! I already have all of your consent forms and you can provide your payment afterwards. It depends on how many sessions you and your partner opt for.”

“Oh, I see. That’s fine.”

“It says in our system that you are a returning customer, but I am legally obligated to inform you that we will do our best to keep your privacy, but if anything dangerous is to occur to you during the session, we have tracers in your bloodstream monitoring your heart rate, blood pressure, and arousal levels. If you are physically attacked in anyway that results in external or internal damage of any form, we will have our staff check on you immediately. Do you agree to these conditions?”

You wince at the thought of anyone walking in on you in the middle of sex, but you have no choice. You nod, “Yes, of course.”

“Great!” Her mouth breaks into a wide smile, “There are various different lubes in the bathroom. Feel free to use them as you please!”

You flush at her statement, “Thank you.”

“Enjoy your session!” The receptionist pauses for a second, glancing around the room, then her voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper, “By the way, I heard that your partner is rated 9.8.”

Your eyebrows shoot to your hairline, “9.8?!” you repeat in utter astonishment. You’ve never heard of anyone rated above a 8 before, let alone 9.8. “What? Are you serious? But that means he’s entirely out of my league! Are you sure this is okay?”

She simply grins at you, “The system doesn’t lie. Have fun, miss.”

filed under. i totally forgot i wrote this. also i like the name eunmi sue me 

notes. thank you to @lonelyending for reading thru this crusty story and making me feel good enough about it again to post it. also @suga-kookiemonster bc im pretty sure i sent u this like a year ago and u told me to post it it but….i forgot abt it shdgjsgd. writing/life in general has been hard recently so pls accept this kookfic to hold yous over until i update just one

genre. fluff, light comedy, light angst, smut

warnings. smut (oral sex: f receiving, penetrative unprotected sex) 

length. 5.1k

the first thing jungkook thinks when he sees you is wow.

he hasn’t been up for very long, and you don’t even know he’s looking at you through the window. yoongi-hyung has wrapped you up in his arms as you sob and sob, muted behind the protective hospital glass. even with messy hair and wet eyes he’s starstruck. it’s why he recoils slightly when jimin and namjoon explain to him that you’re his wife.

“my,” he can’t even say the word. “my…”

“your wife,” namjoon repeats. “you know what a wife is, right? marriage?”

“yes,” jungkook huffs, digging his nails into his scalp. “i lost my memory, hyung, not my fucking brain cells.“ 

this a skirt chasers drabble in case u couldn’t tell uhhh here’s i and ii lol

summary; “I think the alcohol broke my amygdala. Your epidermis looks pretty today— did you use that toner I told you about?” warnings; alcohol mention, tit sucking, unprotected sex, use of the pull out method, uhh making out??? ratings; mature (18+) misc; educational abolitionist!jungkook, drunk jk, mentions of throwing up lol, jk is an anatomy frEAK, more skirts, more jk has questionable kinks wc; like barely 2k

notes; i wrote this in like 40 mins bc i couldn’t stop thinking about STIMBO jk from skirt chasers and how cool he is enjoy xxxx also i barely rmr shit from anatomy bc it was the worst course of my life so pls bear with me

pairing | jjk x reader genre | ceo!jk, arranged marriage word count | 4.7k rating | M, 18+

“Who the fuck does he think he is?!” 

Taehyung sat in silence at the end of his sofa, his gaze following you patiently as you paced back and forth in the living room of his apartment, unsure when or how to interrupt your tirade.