anything eagle flies and paytah related pls i am so starved for content rn 🙏 🙏 🙏
SIR YES SIR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
EAGLE FLIES AND PAYTAH?!?! WUT?!?!
Notes: GUYS I SWEAR IM NOT DEAD!! ALSO SOME OF THESE WERE BREWED BY @tempting-andromeda !!
Goes crazy for salamis and other meats of that sort
Favorite older cousin, relishes in it
Accidentally cusses out one of them (bribes them)
Sometimes him and Paytah fight (im a funny way) and Rains Fall gives them a long ass lecture
Speaking of Rains Fall he definitely rebags the groceries no matter how well the cashier did (no he will not go to self checkout)
Has had way too many jobs in customer service, should not be in customer service
Enjoyer of mulberries, once ate half a tree’s produce in one sitting and had a monster stomach ache
He has really good handwriting, like accidentally has mean/popular girl handwriting
Bouncing off the handwriting, he has a more graffiti esque style
Carries big ass sharpie on him at all times
Is that a magnum sharpie, or are you just excited to see me?
I see him playing really nerdy games like smash bros, space marines 1 & 2, and baulders gate
Makes me giggle to imagine him getting his first figure kit and making the sloppiest eyes ever
His room is a mix of something like tony hawk and an accidentally virgin goon cave
Not to say he has like gross posters, he just has shit like one piece posters, figures from a bunch of different fandoms (even if he only got it cause of looks) and one million cups or water bottles.
Does do a monthly deep clean though!
May be a bit of projection on my end, but he has a harder time parting with things
What if he needed that? What if their feelings were hurt and it comes back to kill him???
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