clay🐾

I make coffee. I pretend I’m in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove.

getting permission from him to do basic stuff>>>

I can't be trusted around ur happy trail and boxers waist band do NOT trust me with your happy trail and boxers waist band please I'm begging do NOT trust me!!!!!!

tumblr should have a gunshot sound push notification when a mutual deactivates

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

Dadhusband fatherboyfriends

I RECEIVE: being allowed to cling to you for comfort whenever i wake up from a nightmare YOU RECEIVE: getting to be a little bit of a pervert about it

You’re only allowed sex in your crate since dogs can’t be on the bed

im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words

my chemical romance is all about how no matter how bad things may seem bdsm always prevails

Sorry I didn't reply after you sent the selfie. I was jerking off to it.

omg that’s so creepy I can’t believe you’d say something like that *ears perking up like a dog* you’re such a perv

my bf does this and its one of my most favorite things ever