Matekai Ure ahau!

#1 – Be able to host

#2 – Break your gag reflex by practicing with a banana or a dildo.

#3 – Never use your hands, unless told to

#4 – Look him in the eyes when his cock is down your throat. 

#5 – Learn to listen and observe non-verbal cues that tell you how to suck him better

#6 – Pay attention to his balls as well.

#7 – Buy some knees pads so you don’t need to take a break

#8 – When he is cumming, keep sucking him all the way through until his orgasm ends.

#9 – Always swallow, unless he decides to blow it some other way, in which case, let him.

#10 – Keep his cock in your mouth after he has come, and let it get soft while he comes down from his orgasm. He might fall asleep with his cock in your mouth, let him.

#11 – When he is done cumming, your are done. Never expect him to reciprocate in any way.

#12 – Strive to make your mouth a replacement for masturbation. Many guys would much rather cum down your throat than jerk off.

#13 – Try to make note of when he usually contacts you. And the frequency of when he does, so you can make sure you are available when he wants to use you. When his balls are full, he’s not interested in what else you have going on in your life.

#14 – If he touches his nipples while you are sucking him, you should reach up and offer to work them with your hands for him.

#15 – If he lifts his legs back while you are sucking him, that often means he would like to get rimmed as well, and your should do that for him.

#16 – When you are rimming him, don’t stop until he is finished enjoying it, which can be over an hour sometimes. Get used to that.

#17 – Never touch your cock when you are sucking him, unless he tells you to.

#18 – Always provide amyl (poppers) if they enjoy using them. Allow him to use the poppers as much as he likes, and never use them yourself unless he puts the bottle under your nose. Never reach for them and never ask for them. There is nothing worse than a cock sucker that constantly stops sucking to sniff more poppers. Let him decide how much you get, and when.

#19 – Always provide porn from him to enjoy, and get the kind of porn he likes to watch.

This is one of many true accounts of gay sex I have had the pleasure of experiencing when in Tonga. Now remember, it is not standardly accepted that men are gay. You gotta do what you gotta do to get some!

About two months ago I was in Tonga to play football and teach some English at Apifoʻou College. I was staying with family for some of the time and other times at hotel type of living. On weekends I would go out to the club Reload or Nauti Rubi where I would drink and when I got drunk I would start talking to the Tongan men and some of my team mates a bit differently. My Tongan speaking is not the best so it was very much taboo. Two of the guys from Nuku'alofa who played with me needed somewhere to crash because they did not want their families to know they were too drunk for church the next day.

So we go back to my place where I was staying and the bed was really big and we didn’t have a lounge so we all got in the bed. I know that both of the guys have girlfriends so it was going to be really hard for me to not want to touch them. Their English was okay so we all just layed in bed (clothes on) with a sheet on and talked.. Eventually we all fell asleep…

UNTIL…I was woken up because one of the boys behind me (I was laying on my side) wouldn’t stop moving in his sleep. He was making noise and was trying to get comfortable he eventually layed close to me and I could feel his crotch on the back of my thigh. He had a semi hard cock so I moved my body down so it was touching my ass. I started to grind softly on his cock to make it seem like I was moving around in my sleep.

Without me knowing his cock was getting hard. He started to move a bit so I layed there still… He then moved closer onto me and was grinding into my ass and then was slowly humping me. I stayed still. I could then feel his face get closer to the back of my neck. He rested his chin on my should and started to lick my neck. I then started moving and he freaked out and moved off me.. So I moved closer to him and started rubbing my ass on his crotch… He got the idea so he moved in closer and put his arm around me and was kissing my neck. We were trying to be very quiet because of our other friend on the other side of me. We both then took our shorts off and rubbing on each other. I turned around and started kissing him and he grabbed my dick and took it out of my underwear (he wasn’t wearing any). He then slid down the sheets and starting kissing my cock then licking it then started to suck on it…

It was so hard to keep quiet because it felt so good.. I pulled him back up and kept kissing him whilst I stroked his dick. My other friend was becoming restless in his sleep so we both froze and pretended to be asleep.. My other friend then was cuddling me from behind in his sleep. I grinded a bit on him and he woke up straight away.

He didn’t know I was already having fun with the guy so got closer to me and whispered in my ear “are you awake?” His crotch as right on my ass and his hand was on my thigh… My hand was still on the other guys cock because I was on my side. I rubbed my ass on him a little and said “yes”. He whispered to ask me “do you like it?” I was guessing he meant if I liked him rubbing my ass with his cock. I said “I love it” so he pushed harder and put his arm around me..

He went to grab my hand and then realised it was on the other guys cock.. He was shocked and said (in Tongan) “what are you doing. Are you playing with the other guy?” I said both of them “do you want both play with me?” They both then moved in speaking dirty in Tongan about being a man and making me their man for the night so basically we all fucked and got fucked and then did it again in the morning. Not one drop of cum was wasted.

After that we acted like nothing happened but when we were alone, one of them would always squeeze my ass or lick my lips with his tongue. Secret shit is always hot as fuck!

Since then, I have them on Facebook but don’t really talk much anymore. They know when I’m going back to Tonga and we already have made plans…

This is one of many true accounts of gay sex I have had the pleasure of experiencing when in Tonga. Now remember, it is not standardly accepted that men are gay. You gotta do what you gotta do to get some!

About two months ago I was in Tonga to play football and teach some English at Apifoʻou College. I was staying with family for some of the time and other times at hotel type of living. On weekends I would go out to the club Reload or Nauti Rubi where I would drink and when I got drunk I would start talking to the Tongan men and some of my team mates a bit differently. My Tongan speaking is not the best so it was very much taboo. Two of the guys from Nuku'alofa who played with me needed somewhere to crash because they did not want their families to know they were too drunk for church the next day.

So we go back to my place where I was staying and the bed was really big and we didn’t have a lounge so we all got in the bed. I know that both of the guys have girlfriends so it was going to be really hard for me to not want to touch them. Their English was okay so we all just layed in bed (clothes on) with a sheet on and talked.. Eventually we all fell asleep…

UNTIL…I was woken up because one of the boys behind me (I was laying on my side) wouldn’t stop moving in his sleep. He was making noise and was trying to get comfortable he eventually layed close to me and I could feel his crotch on the back of my thigh. He had a semi hard cock so I moved my body down so it was touching my ass. I started to grind softly on his cock to make it seem like I was moving around in my sleep.

Without me knowing his cock was getting hard. He started to move a bit so I layed there still… He then moved closer onto me and was grinding into my ass and then was slowly humping me. I stayed still. I could then feel his face get closer to the back of my neck. He rested his chin on my should and started to lick my neck. I then started moving and he freaked out and moved off me.. So I moved closer to him and started rubbing my ass on his crotch… He got the idea so he moved in closer and put his arm around me and was kissing my neck. We were trying to be very quiet because of our other friend on the other side of me. We both then took our shorts off and rubbing on each other. I turned around and started kissing him and he grabbed my dick and took it out of my underwear (he wasn’t wearing any). He then slid down the sheets and starting kissing my cock then licking it then started to suck on it…

It was so hard to keep quiet because it felt so good.. I pulled him back up and kept kissing him whilst I stroked his dick. My other friend was becoming restless in his sleep so we both froze and pretended to be asleep.. My other friend then was cuddling me from behind in his sleep. I grinded a bit on him and he woke up straight away.

He didn’t know I was already having fun with the guy so got closer to me and whispered in my ear “are you awake?” His crotch as right on my ass and his hand was on my thigh… My hand was still on the other guys cock because I was on my side. I rubbed my ass on him a little and said “yes”. He whispered to ask me “do you like it?” I was guessing he meant if I liked him rubbing my ass with his cock. I said “I love it” so he pushed harder and put his arm around me..

He went to grab my hand and then realised it was on the other guys cock.. He was shocked and said (in Tongan) “what are you doing. Are you playing with the other guy?” I said both of them “do you want both play with me?” They both then moved in speaking dirty in Tongan about being a man and making me their man for the night so basically we all fucked and got fucked and then did it again in the morning. Not one drop of cum was wasted.

After that we acted like nothing happened but when we were alone, one of them would always squeeze my ass or lick my lips with his tongue. Secret shit is always hot as fuck!

Since then, I have them on Facebook but don’t really talk much anymore. They know when I’m going back to Tonga and we already have made plans…

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Why, hello Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Delarosa Ramirez