i love telling rick and morty fans that rick is trans, not because i actually think rick is trans, but because it annoys them SO MUCH and they always have the worst excuses why heās not trans
āummm heās not trans cause weāve seen his dick swinging aroundā oh so you think the āsmartest man in the universeā couldnt make a simple dick? a little dong? to swing around? doesnt rick say heās the best at everything? and we know thereās penis surgeons in the show, so wouldnt rick want to be the best penis surgeon? rick surgically implanted amusement parks inside peopleās bodies. rick gave himself a cyborg arm. you think he couldnāt give himself BOTTOM SURGERY? in fact, how do we know he doesnāt have a robo dick? or five dicks?
āhis clones have dicks so he has xy chromosomesā so you think rick canāt change dna? you think he couldnāt change his chromosomes? something he does every season? you really think rick smartest man in the universe sanchez couldnāt change an xx to an xy or whatever other combo of dna he could have?
āwe donāt see top surgery scarsā you think this smartest man in the universe couldnt get rid of a little scar? you think a boob scar is where the line is drawn on his genius?
āwell i just donāt think heās transā cool well thereās infinite universes where anything is possible so quite literally there already are trans ricks even if this rick isnāt trans. and even if rick looked into the camera and said āiām cisgenderā we couldnāt trust that because heās lying in literally every episode
do you really think rick couldnāt do any of this stuff? what are you? a fake fan?
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