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she/her 05 babe

cherry coke. singing.curly hair. lip bites.

i love stars⭐️ 🪄

Matt’s Masterlist

Chris’s Masterlist

Nicks Masterlist

Chratt Masterlist

Sturniolo Masterlist

Sturniolo Triplets, Hugee Stranger Things fan since I was 12, Kalogera Sisters, Sam and Colby, Slushy Noobz, Berleezy, Coryxkenshin and etc.

I’ll only answer SOME requests.

I may write jaw dropping posts about the triplets but i’m honestly not about ANY of that irl🙂‍↕️🫣

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God I loved today’s video. I genuinely think videos like that always reminds me of being 16 in 2021 watching them and how we all started liking them in the first place.

it was AMAZZINGG(obviously they looked hot too but.)

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Hi girly how you been? ✨

i’ve been okay tbh, life’s been up and down(but that’s normal so)

MATTLOVESFREAKS AKA HE LOVES HUMPSTER35😩😁

anytime i wanna post a tiktok about the triplets or one of them in particular—i feel this immediate dread, like i know as soon as i post it, it’ll end up going on the snark or worse(twitter)

but yeah anyways i might post it bc it isn’t that deep anyways andddd i literally own this account of all things so a tiktok is the least of my worries

if i do post it(and you guys happen to see it) don’t be scared to comment

hoping, praying, wishing(willow) that they did get the message about the guy being completely in the wrong in the movie andddd don’t make jokes about it.

but other than that i’ll watch this later😁

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chrisssiren

all i gotta say is that we didn't appreciate goatee chratt enough and now who knows when or if they're even gonna have a goatee again 🫩

mattsturnioloslazyeye

does anyone else find it really hot when he looks worn out and sleep deprived

humpster35

heavy on the “worn out” part

the concept Matt looking like this after you guys have had a very rough session(iykyk) like i loveee the idea of draining him sm

hannahsturniolo

As much as we think “oh Chris would absolutely fuck you” “Chris would destroy you”

I honestly think he’d just be super fucking gentle with you🥹

Unpopular opinion idk🤷🏻‍♀️ but that’s just what I think😭

humpster35

literally my whole account like chris is such a gentle soul and honestly gives shy vibes

i think matt is seen as more shy bc of his anxiety but he’s definitely more stern(air go my account)

chris would be gentle but at the same time his dick is just pounding hard into you but each time it kisses your cervix he holds you closer.

matt would be the type to pin you down in some way. your hands aren’t needed in his eyes bc he wants to do all the work for you so he’s just going and going but his dick is moving so fast that you get overwhelmed, he’d be soft but lowkey mock you after he felt your pussy tighten up at his tone

humpster35

Euphoria coming back this year just reminds me of Sundays when the entire internet would argue and laugh at what was going on😭😭

I mean I am kind of sad that it’s ending but not rlly?? but also really….but not?? Idk.

Nate Jacobs getting his ass beat(again) in 4k soon🫶🏽

humpster35

soooo😭💔

“matt or chris sturniolo?”

more like, how much time do i get WITH matt and chris sturniolo😁

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guys i have a theory that Chris Sturniolo wants his nose to be sat on.

everyone else’s hands vs Matt’s

LMFAOO like you’re not slick sir.

The two finger combo(he loves doing that i see)

mattsturnioloslazyeye

when im fawning over the triplets and i remember they're literally just men

confvss

can we all fucking agree when they do that god damn tongue thing it looks so stupid? Or when they do the dead eye look they legit remind me of Sid the sloth💀😂

I don’t think they are hot 100% of the time. In all honesty I don’t think I could even recognize them in public if I saw them, they are just average dudes with semi attractiveness.

Oh😭

humpster35

the first part^ i got sm flag for saying that but yeah i don’t personally think the tongue thing is attractive

love them but yeahhhh

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the new theme! i love it so much

thank youuuu🫧

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the concept of taking a pnw trip with matt to oregon. you guys have been dating for two months and it’s the first big thing you both decided on doing—mainly matt because he knows how much you love nature. the vibes are always peaceful, he’s got one hand on the wheel and the other resting slightly on the back of your head—making gentle strokes as he hums whatever’s on the radio.

yeah i’ve been yearning for pnw these past few days(also a sign of my luteal phase lol) but yeah….matt always comes to mind when i think about it—or see the videos on tiktok. probably because he reminds me sm of dipper

hannahsturniolo

I’m so down bad😮‍💨

I just know he’s a freak🤭

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