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when mitski overcomes the patriarchy and releases a six minute song it’s over for you bitches

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

i’m not gonna point fingers or anything…but some of you draw pokemon like…………………………..too horny. u know? be less horny when you draw pokemon.

lovestruck on main

absolutely fucking enamored on main

my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store. one of them says “I would die for that dress” and the other says “i would kill for that dress” and then they look at each other awkwardly.

this was when i was like 6 and every day i wake up knowing I’ll never be able to top this, my magnum opus.

If George Washington was a kid today he’d have to tell his dad the truth about like, downloading Minecraft inflation art to his office PC instead of cutting down a cherry tree

if george washington was a kid today i’d pummel that fuddy duddy bitch to kingdom come