hiding in a living sleep

david and patrick are the enemies to friends to lovers trope except they were only enemies for 2 hours and david was the only one who thought they were enemies thanks for coming to my ted talk

#patrick: *perfectly polite conversation* #david: some GUY basically told me my BUSINESS is a FAILURE??????????

patrick: i’m just gonna ask you these questions on the form you have to fill out it’s my job david: who the fuck is this guy? who the fuck does he think he is?

my (35M) colleague (40M) has been bitching for 20 years straight about being treated unfairly so I finally got sick of it and walked out of a mandatory meeting while he was talking and got a $25k fine, AITA?

update: thanks for the replies everyone, I decided to just retire instead of putting up with this shit anymore