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CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person youâre trying to care for insists they donât need your help.
âat least let me clean the wound!â âyouâll be even worse off if you donât let me bandage this.â âi really think you need to see a doctor.â âi made you some soup, and iâm going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.â âyour feelings matter too! i canât help you if i donât even know whatâs making you upset!â â..iâm here if you need anything, okay?â âstop trying to push yourself! you canât do this on your own!â âlisten, i know you donât want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. youâre not going to get anywhere like this.â âiâll make you a deal: iâll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.â âhow long has it last been since you slept?â âhave you even been taking your medicine?â âi know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.â âlet me take care of you, for once.â âyouâre gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!â âi hate to break it to you, but youâre not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you donât every waking hour of the day then iâm fully prepared to do that.â âitâs okay to cry in front of me, you know. you donât have to carry this alone.â âstop trying to act like youâre not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!â âlisten, asshole. iâm gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. youâre not in any condition to get there yourself.â âoh my god, why didnât you tell me it was this bad?!â
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Dammit. Dammit! Dammit!! The rage returned, powerful and soul-sucking and everything that Desmynn had been trying to keep out of her voice. The accent, the anger, the hideous pain that had been building up in her for the past month of Clayâs absence. She straightened, her jaw set, the scar on her lip searing.    âLeonardo.â Oh, that wasnât even remotely her voice. The Bleed had taken her full force, and she had no way to stop it at this point. She spoke with a pain centuries old. âThe pain that you have caused me, and my family. It cannot be forgiven. And it will not be forgotten.â    Desmynn beat against the walls of her brain, but even this cage was too tight. Not here, not now! Not when Clay didnât understand what was happening to her, or how he could help her away from it! Not so close to the Templars! She could only beg the hands of fate that her father understood her messages and where she was going.    âLeonardo,â that voice accused again, golden eyes glaring towards the high-rise. âYou cannot hide in your tower forever, my friend.â
Leonardo? A brow twitched when Desmynnâs voice took on a different tone. Something in him stirred, a temper that always burst in him at the most inconvenient times. And he had to take a few deep breaths before he could take it personally. Something, a voice, in the back of his mind reminded him to stay calm. Stay focused. Deal with the consequences--
No, unfortunately he could not speak more. Not now.
âIn a few days, he will have most of his memory back. Let me know if you feel the same way then.âÂ
And before he could say any more--for example, an encouragement for the Assassins to lash back at the Templars--he took out the phone battery and crushed the burn phone in his hands.
The line went dead on Desmynnâs line.Â
Clay, for his part, was awestruck during Desmynnâs entire performance. But it was clear when the breakdown was real and instinct, once again, took hold. He reached for her, taking her hands in his. âHey, hey, hey. Des. Des. Your name is Desmynn. Desmynn Miles. You spell it with two Nâs...Des?â
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âNo,â Desmynn breathed, though she colored it with the understanding that she knew what he meant and how it hurt her. Almost unbidden, her choked sobs resumed - for a different reason this time. A woman who finally understood her love had been taken, and how futile it was to try and get him back. More terrible things compounding upon her already âterribleâ day.    She gestured Clay further back into the shadows of the alley - he shouldnât show himself now until it was absolutely necessary for him to do so. âLeon, please,â she begged, almost surprised at the realness of the lump in her throat she had to force herself to speak around. âPlease. I just want to go home.â    Sheâd gotten him! Caught him red handed, and now sheâd reel him in! The triumph burned brighter inside of her, but Desmynn kept herself as calm as sheâd ever been. She could feel her heart nearly beating out of her chest - this was all she needed, all the evidence she would require to set her father upon the Templars again. Theyâd taken Clay - theyâd made her suffer for it. She vowed to never let them do so again.Â
Leon should just hang up. But instead he sighed through his nose, turning away from the window and retreating into his bedroom. It didnât sound like a no.
âThen I canât help you, Desmynn.â He said sadly. Because it was regrettable. The whole thing. âA shame. With that, I could have helped you. Disoriented, mild amnesia. If itâs a comfort to you, it should be temporary.â
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Desmynn felt her blood run cold. She knew, of course. She had always known - or, part of her had. Sheâd knew for sure when he first said something, but hearing it? That stung. Deeply. She sniffled deeply, brushing her hand over her nose for effect.    âWhat?â she asked, croaked more like it. She put more effort into keeping the accent from her voice. If she started to bleed then Leon would know that she had come here in haste. Disbelief. She colored it into her voice as thickly as she could, feeling the breath catch in her throat the more her act vacuumed up his grains of honesty. âLeon? I donât understand, I donât know- Leon-â she whispered it, though the fire in her eyes was blazing brighter. Sheâd gotten it, her answer. Theyâd taken him, and Leon had at least in part been his retainer.    She turned to grin triumphant at Clay, but kept her voice so close to a whisper she could barely hear herself. âLeon- what are you saying?âÂ
But Leon didnât answer. There was a chance that this was some trap for the Assassins and Leon was not a man who took unnecessary risks. The fact of the matter was if he left now, his superiors would no doubt wonder where it was that he needed to go to, so conveniently timed, so suspiciously secretive when he only just arrived at home. And after a day like today, there was no way he could take the risk.Â
âDesmynn.â He finally said calmly, pressing his lips together. âAnswer the question: yes or no.âÂ

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Desmynn choked on a broken sob, teetering on the edge of hoping this would still work. She thumped back against the wall and slid down, holding the phone against her chest to muffle her tears. If she wasnât careful it would actually turn into a panic attack, and that wouldnât be wise while on the phone with Leon. She looked up at Clay, gestured for him to press himself against the wall, deeper in the shadows of the alley so no one would see him if they were watching.    âY-youâre right,â she finally choked into the phone, trying her best to clear herself up. âYouâre right. Iâm sorry for waking you, Leon,â she apologized again, as sincere as she could make it. He sounded too awake, too calm. That was him alright going into the building. Situation at work? She glanced towards Clay again. Maybe - just maybe - he hadnât been set out to trap her. Maybe heâd gotten himself free. But that was a hope she couldnât hold onto, not while his memories were still so lapse.    âThank you for answering, Leon,â she hiccuped, her sobs down to messy sniffles. âI think - I think I just needed a familiar voice. You know how scary it is out here for me.â An assassin, a woman like her. Alone. âIâm so sorry for bothering you, Leon. I think- I donât know. Iâll find out a way to get home.âÂ
Leon pressed his lips together. Merda. If this was an act, it was a damn good one. And he knew very well how dangerous it was for her out in the world. But...he glanced around again before looking out at the Apple store.
âAh, Desmynn...â He groaned quietly. And then, he straightened. âI will only go if you answer me one simple question: Are you with him?âÂ
After a moment, he somewhat clarified, âThe situation at work. Are you with him?â
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Desmynn knew that her foresight to destroy her phone was the right choice, then and there. The use of a payphone meant that the only person listening was Clay, beside her. âI know, I know Leon - Iâm so sorry,â she wept again, taking a deep, shaky breath. âItâs just - s-someone stole my purse at the club tonight, and it had my phone and my wallet and- and everything- that makes me-â He would know what that entailed. Everything that made her an assassin, but also everything that made her a woman. A gentle tug at his sympathy.    âS-So I thought I could get to the Apple store before it closed and use online pay there to get a n-new phone and lock my old one, but-â she let out a hysterical little sob, passed her hand through her hair and tugged to keep herself in the act. âBut my purse had my bus pass in it too, so I had to walk that far in heels- god, Leo, you know how hard that is for me- and I didnât make it in time, and-â But he didnât know how much of that was an act. She was so used to the heels at this point she could fucking free run in them. âI just-â she sniffled again, wiping her eyes. âI donât have anyone out here, and Iâm at the end of my rope, Leon.â She ended it despondent, absolutely wrecked, her shoulders slumped as she leaned against the wall.    âIâve been awake since six in the morning-â and it was currently what, one? One thirty? âAnd I- I canât even get home.â Not unless she wanted to walk back to Brooklyn on her own, and she was almost sure that Leon wouldnât want her doing that.Â
Leonâs frown grew deeper. And deeper. Until finally he sighed, rubbing his forehead right between his brows. She sounded so despondent, so pathetically helpless... But the timing of it all was very convenient. And that, he could not overlook. His instincts were telling him to go along with the bait, set a counter trap. Perhaps if this were someone else, perhaps if this were anyone else, he might have done just that... but this was Desmynn. And their complicated âpartnershipâ, for a lack of a better term (more like mutually beneficial if successful, mutually assured destruction if not situationship), had never soured all this time.Â
So Leon had to think quickly. He moved to his window looking out over the streets, looking toward the Apple Store and around for any signs of enemies.Â
âYou poor thing.â He cooed quietly. âBut I canât leave my apartment. We had a bit of a...situation at work, you understand. And my activity is heavily monitored. I would only attract unwanted attention.â
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As they made their way down, Clay continued to have a look around. Was any of this familiar? Sure, itâsâŚthe cityâŚbut had he been here before? Again, it was hard to say. And nothing really stood out. Nothing that even triggered emotions or senses. He frowned a bit but he of course followed Desmynnâs lead and, to be fair, he liked it. Being close to her. It was nice. He felt whole.
âShit⌠We must know a lot of dangerous people. What are we, like CIA?â His voice was low and he was only half-joking but at this point, who was to say. Again, he trusted her. He stayed close. He kept guard.
And all the while, the phone rang and rang, almost a bit too long. Until finally, a familiar slightly accented voice spoke from the other line.Â
âHow did you get this number?â Leonâs voice was low with a drip of a smile in his tone, cheerful but careful.Â
Desmynn rolled her eyes at Clayâs question, but she couldnât focus on that long, not while she was working herself up into hysterics. By the time that Leon answered the phone, she was sniffling hard, nearly sobbing with well-practiced sincerity. She hadnât been a bratty child for no reason - she knew how to bend people well. She held up a finger for Clay to wait, and pressed herself close to the alley wall just in case anyone could see them from the building.    âLeon!â She sobbed, trying not to adopt the same accent. It took more work than the tears to not let a bleed slip. âLeon - itâs Des-Desmynn!â She fanned herself as she cried, her breath shaky and her voice cracking. âI-Iâm sorry to call you so late - Iâm so sorry if I woke you b-but I need- I need your help, mon ami.â Perfect. Use his own language against him.    Leon couldnât deny a crying woman. Especially Desmynn. He had a weak spot, and she knew how to exploit it.Â
Leonâs brows knitted in concern. He glanced over his shoulder to look at the time, to glance at the door to his apartment. He had only just entered, had just hung up his jacket. In fact, he had not but moments before she called sat down on his couch and now--well, it seemed he would have to go back to work. But he would be lying if he said that her sobs didnât just break his heart.
âDesmynn--no, no, itâs fine. You know that Iâm always working, never asleep.â He stood as he moved around his apartment, in search of bugs, wires...any Assassins coming to take an opportunity. âTell me how I can help, why have you called? You are being uncharacteristically reckless, my friend, you know I donât like this line being compromised.â
As he spoke, he moved to his laptop. He had to be sure there was no one listening on the other line. Luckily, he had a program for checking wires, a trick he had learned in his previous employment in Italy.Â
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âJudas Iscariot?â
Most people would be offended, taken aback. Marcus, however, just grins, obviously flattered by Leonardoâs assertion. âJudas Iscariot! Hm..you know, you surely donât mean to compliment me, but Iâm taking it that way, regardless.â In a way, Marcus feels like Judas, betraying the ones who trust him, but itâs all a part of business. So Marcus laughs, clapping his hands together, as if this whole thing has made his day.
âIf youâd like, Iâd be willing to actually pose for you, unless that sketch you have there is sufficient enough.â
Very few people could entertain Leonardo these days. His work had been too great, his time had been cut short, and--quite frankly--very few understood what made him tick and what humored him. But this man, in the short amount of time Leonardo spoke to him, already was able to lower his defenses enough for the artist to break into good, old fashioned genuine laughter.
âWell, my friend, then consider it a compliment! Your face will be infamous for years to come!â Leonardo grinned as a few chuckles still tumbled from him. âIt is a nice change of pace for someone to willingly sit for me. I think I would like that very much.â

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Des followed in immediately for a hug, wrapping herself in the warmth of her friend. Sheâd missed this. Being her own self, but in the past. She grinned at him when she pulled away, her scar turning up with its wickedness. âIâm fine, Iâm fine, but who cares about me?â She reached back into the satchel under her cloak, pulling out just the neck of a bottle for him to see. âIâve brought you something to celebrate!â Wine, of course, because what does one get Leonardo da Vinci for his birthday that he doesnât already have?    So what if it was stolen from the Medici cellars?
âI care, of course!â Leonardo looked at her with an amused grin but it faltered into a more intrigued expression at the sight of the wine. âAh! Wine? To share I hope--wait...â He recognized this vintage. And he grinned.
âOh, we are most assuredly enjoying this.â
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THE OTTOMAN ASSASSIN FINALLY BEGAN TO LOWER HIS KIJILL WITH much amusement and curiosity in his eyes for this fellow was definitely the most interesting guy he had ever met in his life. Odd they were, but as a man who enjoyed each color in life, Yusuf was willing to let their brush paint a unique color to the canvas of his life. Templar or not, each breathing creature had something to offer other beings; this was what he had always thought and believed from the bottom of his heart. Though, despite such a wise belief, his smile was soon narrowing into a slight frown. Their words did hold a warning, one that felt like he ought to heed, but just what was it? The informers of the Ottoman Brotherhood were quite skillful, one of a kind. Yet it seemed like they still needed a more disciplined training, which was going to be seen through once his job here was done. Â
 âTo the Brotherhood, why? Whose â guest â are you?âÂ
Once his eyes captured the change in their body language, it didnât take long for another grin of amusement to settle upon his lips. Just as he assumed â hoped, they were mad, werenât they? Considering how they were with no care to the possible outcomes of their life even when alone in his presence. Mad and smart. His laughter was a hearty one nonetheless while he took a few steps towards them; slow and sneaky, quite matching the mischief in his eyes.Â
 âImpressive but neither. ââ Welcome to İstanbul, yabancÄą. Thereâs ALWAYS more to everything here than meets the eye.â
Oh, how sweet it was to see that face. All smiles and then turn into a frown. But Leonardo only nodded with the same serene smile as he sheathed his blade at his side. Yet another show of his own good graces. He pressed his fingertips together in front of him. âOh? I assumed you would know, given you have come to kill me. I am greatly interested in your motivations--and what you think you know of me.âÂ
The smile did broaden once again into a grin and he stifled a charmed laugh. Neither? Now that was either a lie or perhaps his initial impression of this one was incorrect. Either way, it was unexpected and certainly intriguing. How exciting.Â
âAha. Then I suppose you must have entered unseen. An advantage for you, one would venture to say. If you are not terribly occupied with trying to kill me, would you care to join me for a hot drink? Perhaps we can come to a more suitable arrangement.â
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Desmynn leaned against the door to the workshop, lips quirked into a smile. Sheâd forgotten how happy she always was to see him, especially when she wasnât living through Ezioâs memories again. Glitched in the animus like this with her own avatar, it was always a treat to interact with him.Â
âMe? Forget? Honestly, Leonardo, you should know me better than that. I could never forget a pretty face.âÂ
Leonardo laughed heartily at this and moved towards Desmynn, arms open for a hug. âAh, my friend, how Iâve missed your charm and wit! And your endless compliments! An excellent surprise for such a day. Tell me, how have you been? Whatâs new?âÂ

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âDisturb me? Please. You are Leonardo! I think itâs a compliment that you would sketch me.â Marcus says this with a grin, taking a seat next to him and crossing his legs. âAh, but of courseâŚMarcus Salviatici. Not Marco! So many people call me MarcoâŚitâs annoying. But now you know of me, and now Iâll ask why youâve chosen me in particular to draw. Are my looks simply so lovely that you were struck with muse?â He smirks, resting his chin in his hand. âOr is it something else, hm?â
âMarcus.âÂ
Leonardoâs smile broadened and he tipped his head to the side as he regarded this man--Marcus, not Marco--beside him. With a little click of his tongue, he leaned forward and looked at him from beneath his lashes. âFriend Marcus, I am working on a commission and I have had some trouble with the look for one of the figures.â He inched ever closer to the other as he spoke rather excitedly. âYou see, I have been done dozens of sketches and portraits to capture the most striking of features. And you--you have an impeccable profile. Sharp. Distinguished. With a little jut of your chin.â
The artist went back to his sketch. âIt is perfect for rendering Judas Iscariot.â
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Marcus, no stranger to prying eyes and stares, is quick to feel Leonardoâs eyes glued on him, so he looks over and raises his brows, amusement appearing on his face. âYou know, if you wanted to draw me, you could just ask,â he muses as he makes his way over. âDo I seem so unkind as to turn you down? You are Leonardo da Vinci, are you not? I would be a fool to say no.â
âNot unkind, not at all. I simply did not want to disturb you.â Leonardo stated without looking up immediately. Eventually he did--with a pleasant smile on his face as he looked at the stranger curiously. âAlthough now I feel as if there is an imbalance here, messer, as you seem to know of me but not I of you! However...â  He glanced between his notebook and the strangerâs face as he continued to draw again. âThis is how we can...even things out, wouldnât you say?â