We Are All Just Human McNuggets

In which the Penguins are salty as fuck, CBJ said they’d edit their wikipedia article and actually did it, and the Dallas Stars would just really like to be included.

I’m convinced they gave him some kind of pain meds and he’s just been high as fuck these past few days

Stephen Colbert issues new proclamations

@careypriceys: “okay so when carey says “i didn’t even know it was him,” re: checking kreider, directly afterwards he looks straight at the camera office-style for a SPLIT SECOND with a deadpan look in his eyes and an almost smile ghosting across his face it’s incredible like LOOK at this”

Video - Via Siz iOS app

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

everyone’s a little chirpy today! (x)

Ohmygod, THIS.

#FriendsForever

Favorite Films: Whiplash (2014) There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job”.

does this child only eat food thrown at him

Dave Grohl Performs ‘Something From Nothing’ Acoustic  

"I am ashamed."