Cursed

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

mediocre male comedian voice: I looked at her texts and she seems to know a lot of guys with the last name “hinge.” must be a big family. (waits for laugh) (doesn’t get a big one) (clearly annoyed) …oooookay