THE HILLS

It’s Aries season! Expect migraines, skin problems, irritability, restlessness, increased energy, bold decisions, impulsiveness, and assertion during this time. Enhanced for those with Mars/Aries dominance or a 1st House stellium.

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

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