An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This was what Saturday’s were for—competitive beer pong. They had a big hand-written House Rules poster stuck up on the wall that they sometimes added to. The most recent addition was written four years ago, in big bold marker, WINNERS DARE LOSERS, NO BACKING OUT. And no one ever has. In all four years that the rule has been enacted so far, not a single person has denied a dare, no matter how insane or dangerous. The list went on; vandalism, shoplifting, stealing traffic signs, slashing tires. Sure, not every dare was insane. But, about eight times out of ten, they were doing something a little less than legal.
“Understandably, Stan’s and Kyle’s futures seem the brightest of all. They’ll get out of South Park, that’s for sure. I think they’ll go to college together.”
In which Matt and Trey were right but Stan and Kyle are running a little behind schedule.
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i did it folks i’m rly nervous so give it a read i promise it’s good. i think.
18+ obviously.
