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"the Lion does not concern themself with..."

A Lion is concerned about wildebeest and Lions. are you near a Lion? Are you near a wildebeest?

#2026 #if you are near african wildlife it is understandable to be concerned about it #this is a non exhaustive list #Lions eat more than just wildebeest

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[VIDEO AND PHOTOS TAKEN: MARCH 10TH, 2026 | Video and Image IDs: A video and six photos of a spiny brown and grey larval Pyractomena firefly crawling around on a human hand, its head looking around curiously and its back end curling up and pushing forward almost like how one would use a cane/walking stick /End IDs.]

The first I've seen of this kind's larvae! What a badass looking beast this thing is, and so curious too! It's like a doggy to me

Did I fucking studdder?

#I did #2026

Imagine two music stages next to eachother doing a live mashup.

#stop me if you've heard this one before #2026

Imagine wearing more sunscreen on your neck & head, and gloves while on vacation; when you get back you won't look very tan untill you roll up your sleeves, or less likely, your pants.

#2026 #reverse tan lines

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What's the similarity between a vintner shaving during harvest and an enologist bottling a brew?

A winemaker cante!

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How is a vinter shaving during the months of September through October like an enologist bottling a brew?

A winemaker cant(e)!

#wine #pun #joke #canting #jokes #cante #superstitions #superstitious #refiening a joke #2024 #2026

If I am, he is, you are, I am, and we are all together,

and he and you are the egg man, I too must be the egg man.

Therefore if he is the walrus: I am, he is, you are, I am, and we are the walrus aswell.

#01:30 #2026 #eggman #the walrus #coo coo kachoo

Kill them with kindness, then use some necromancy.

A brand new minion!

#2025 #necromancy #kill them with kindness #funny #reanimation

"Hey, nice Jorts."

"Thanks, they used to be Jants."

#2025 #Jorts #Jants

'you seem to have a lot of sympathy for this god-damned-nazi; "could you be" G.I. Robot asks,"a nazi sympathiser scumbag"?'

#i don't think this is a real quote #but I could be wrong #g.i. robot #nazi scum #god damned Nazis #god forsaken Nazis #g.i. robot asks #2025

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Using dark methods (making purchases with a credit card) to summon evil machinations (debt) to appease the unknowable forces (credit score).

#credit score #2024 #money can be exchanged for goods and services

What's the similarity between a vintner shaving during harvest and an enologist bottling a brew?

A winemaker cante!

#joke #wine #pun #jokes #canting #cante #superstitions #superstitious #2024

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