The Human Void

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This is what I mean when I say I want to fuck someone I’m in love with

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

maybe i’m just in my romantic feelings tonight but compassionate, gentle, joyful masculinity is one of the sexiest things ever

like…men laughing, smiling, being enthusiastic about things they love, crying, singing, just…being authentic and genuine. that’s the shit i’m here for

Baby, I don’t mind when other people look at you. I don’t mind when they flirt with you, or even when they touch you. In fact, I almost enjoy it. Pretty things like you deserve to be appreciated by everyone - but we both know that at the end of the day, you belong to me.

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

i want to kiss you until your heart is racing and you’re out of breath and i’m all you can think of

Women’s lib is cool and all but what about women’s hib? Women’s hibernation. We’re tired. Let us rest. See you in the spring