Her hair, your choice?
Normally, we like anonymity here (and we still have taken out all the names and other identifying details). But Iâm kind of hoping that this wife (if she exists) somehow stumbles across our site and recognizes her husband for the sneaky douche nozzle he is.Â
Iâd like to set something up this week if thatâs cool. Iâd want you to actually meet my wife and I and help me out⌠my wife has been on the fence about cutting her long hair but sheâs saying sheâs willing to do it if she can find someone to pay her a few bucks. Problem is she wonât go âall the wayâ short the way I want her to. Iâll set it up so she thinks you are someone I found on CL who is buying hair for hairpieces. Sheâll agree to do it for $300. Youâll come by to cut it and I want you to âooopsâ and instead of cutting it mid neck like she will agree to, I want you to pretty much cut it as short as you can. Sheâll be annoyed, but I really like really short hair so if sheâs going to cut it anyway I want to love it LOL. Sheâs been going back and forth about going Miley Cyrus short anyway but sheâs too nervous. Iâll give you $500 to give her so sheâll get over it quicker. What do you thinkâno sex, you just have to come by and cut my wifeâs hair off. Iâll pay you double your rate. Let me know.
Omg I got the same ass email!
