Coincidences

Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes *cleans up the house* *shaves* *rubs cocoa butter all over skin* *puts a little jasmine oil between thighs* *does hair real quick* *cooks a meal* *eats a gallon of pineapples* *saves the world* *ends world hunger* Bae: I’m outside *opens door* Bae: what you was up to? Me: nm just chillen

Why pineapple?

I am in severe need of attention, obsession even, maybe some possessiveness, dare I say worship

Sometimes people hate you because youre hot and sweet amd genuine and funny and have big tits

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone

tested positive for needing a kiss

are you a ‘lovingly crafted base’ minecraft player or a ‘giant cube that holds all my stuff’ minecraft player

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

Resisting the feminine urge to say I love you to everyone I have a positive interaction with

microdosing on intimacy by running my hand through my own hair

cats are evil actually because God made them the perfect size and weight to administer back massages but all they want to do is stand painfully on your tits

tired of feeling everything i am going to take out my brain and rinse it in cold creek water