Thoughts of an Insomniac

god is so real.

This shit.

I wish it were like….1300 and I didn’t know I was supposed to have a hairless butthole for a dude to love me

This is the meme content I like to see

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

associating a song with with a person is a risky move

I don’t think I’ve ever related to a post as much as this one

“Lookin like a snack” has to be one of the best compliments ever, not only do you look good, but you also look good enough to eat and that my friend is beautiful.

I had the time of my life making all of this. thank you all. especially those of you who never let me forget I had to finish. which is basically every one of ya’ll. haha. love you.