A Fake And An All Around Bitch

I love holding doors open for girls but like, in a gay way

The year is 5017

I’ve learned something from this

a club but the dj just plays the stranger things opening theme on repeat 

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

@fayeezytaughtyou

me talking to a grown ass man: “oh sis…”

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

@just-french-me-up

I’m the gay wrists