Your Hufflepuff Whore

Casually jerking off with your girl and then stopping right before you cum to slide it in her and put the whole load where it belongs

Or………just have sex?????

You understand nothing

Ummm yes clingy doms are the best, touch me in public, hold my hand, text me a lot, remind me I belong to you, yes annoy me PLEASE

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

jus wanna b manhandled n thrown around a lil

Like id love to post way more nsfw gifs and videos of me playing etc for the validation but i also know how unhealthy it is for my head to value my self worth from sexual validation

Are you ever overcome with the need to tease the hell out of a tied up dude? me too 

Slow sleepy sex and moaning in each others mouth before we go back to napping please

if u think im cute u legally have to tell me

It’s the law.

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

man all those posts that are like "chore incompetence from ur partner is just a manipulation tactic" sure hit differently when you got a spouse with adhd who literally cannot be aware of the fact that there's garbage on the couch

anyway my fellow neurotypicals please stop assuming people can't just be bad at things in ways that seem ridiculous to you