Hudson James Montgomery

My pet monkey.

… I can’t say we won’t so just… punch lightly.

As you wish.

Hey, be nice. You are both really important to me I don’t want you fighting over some stupid kiss.

I'm just saying that if he punches me first, I'll punch back.

It’s okay. I know you’re trying to get over Ellie. Just, next time you kiss me make sure we’re both single.

If he comes to you with a black eye, he punched first.

Yeah. My fake ID wasn’t the best when I was sixteen. 

Well, you aren't sixteen anymore.

"My terms are simple. Buy me alcohol."

Are you underage or you just don't want to buy it?

Of course I am! I want him to trust me… 

I ended up telling Ellie about Caysea and she broke up with me a week later. But it's the right thing to do.

I would but I literally ate the entire bag. Can dogs even eat Cheetos?

I'm sure they can have a couple. But I would eat his bag too. 

"Jeez, you want Cheetos that badly?"

Uh, yes.

Nice try. Last time I answered that correctly someone called the cops on me. Feel free to try again.

They called the cops on you?

"I don’t know. What do you have to offer?"

Everything.

I like to know who I'm talking to.

Why aren't you doing what I want yet.

You didn't answer my question.

No? Must be my dazzling smile, or sense of humour then. 

Who are you?