wash away with kerosene

Fuck yes. 

"When can you come over? I wonder if it's on Netflix..."

It just sounds disturbing, if anything. I bet there a shit-ton of terrible bee puns in it too. 

"Dude...do you want to watch it?"

What the fuck? And here I thought Beauty and the Beast was the top runner for promoting bestiality to kids, but apparently not.  

He laughs. "Yeah, and the internet loves to shit on it because it is so weird. And that's why I can't believe my friends are mad that I haven't seen it."

"I’ve never actually had taco bell."

"What! Come on. Let's go right now."

Pfft, I’ll be damned if I know. I have no idea what ‘Bee Movie’ is.

"Wow, really? It's that awful CGI kids movie about a bee and I think some human woman falls in love with him. And it's just really weird."

Jocelyn: Jude have I told you how much I love you

Jocelyn: Cause you're the best

Ohmmmmm, damn that’s good. Alright, its your turn.

He gestures at the flask. "Oh, are you sharing?"

"Well, I hope you have fun with it."

"Thanks, I will. Taco Bell is edible fun."

Jocelyn: Okay so I have a family barbecue today

Jocelyn: How much would it take for me to get you to come with me

At least your honest about it. No, pretty sure that wasn’t mine.

"Good, because I already planned on what I'm going to buy at Taco Bell with this 10."

"And people like you are one of the main reasons why I choose not to live in a dorm".

"The dorms are great. I miss them. I miss showering next to a bunch of dudes and singing Bohemian Rhapsody."

"Sounds good. We’ll be a hit! Maybe I’ll learn to play my own instrument one day. The drums or violin would be cool, but I’m not too sure how good that would sound with the banjo. Maybe the guitar? I don’t know."

"Whatever you want. Clarinet, piano, guitar--we'll make it work. You could play like the tambourine for now. We'll be wicked folk.

If she is, I don’t know why. I didn’t fucking do anything.

"Have you tried talking to her?"

"My tie."

"I was gonna say, if it was the ten bucks I found on the ground over there, I haven't seen it."