I 💛 Danny Murillo & Everything He's Involved With

I have to be in a really good mood to let someone refer to me as Melon instead of any of my preferred nicknames

Melon what the fuck go to bed

NO. FUCK

I can’t fucking sleep I hate this I hate myself

I want another burger but it’s fucking 12:21am and I don’t fucking feel like putting on my shirt and shorts or getting out of bed

My dad either fucking ate the rest of the burgers or threw them out (I can’t just check the trash can because he’s nearby and I don’t want him to get suspicious) so I’m awkwardly making a peanut butter sandwich and planning to pretend to be satisfied afterwards…

… Peanut butter sandwiches are great.

Kaji what the fuck go to bed

AREN’T YOU TRYING TO FIX YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE???

YEAH BUT I GOT SUPER HUNGRY

Christ

I can’t fucking sleep I hate this I hate myself

I want another burger but it’s fucking 12:21am and I don’t fucking feel like putting on my shirt and shorts or getting out of bed

My dad either fucking ate the rest of the burgers or threw them out (I can’t just check the trash can because he’s nearby and I don’t want him to get suspicious) so I’m awkwardly making a peanut butter sandwich and planning to pretend to be satisfied afterwards…

… Peanut butter sandwiches are great.

Kaji what the fuck go to bed

AREN'T YOU TRYING TO FIX YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE???

I can’t fucking sleep I hate this I hate myself

I want another burger but it’s fucking 12:21am and I don’t fucking feel like putting on my shirt and shorts or getting out of bed

My dad either fucking ate the rest of the burgers or threw them out (I can’t just check the trash can because he’s nearby and I don’t want him to get suspicious) so I’m awkwardly making a peanut butter sandwich and planning to pretend to be satisfied afterwards…

… Peanut butter sandwiches are great.

Kaji what the fuck go to bed

I haven’t posted since November. Why do I have 212 followers?

Because you’re a FUCKING GOOD PERSON, BWEENCH

Nah >:(

the opposite of “i hate it! thanks” is “i love it! fuck you”

When ur friends post some really rad art and say that it sucks

“parkour"  I say as I roll to the other side of the bed 

I’m gonna say it: Vampires are just humanoid mosquitoes.