I’m obsess with the live action little mermaid so I decided to post some incorrect quotes
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Ariel : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Eric: That's great, Ariel . Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fricking years.
Ariel : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eric: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Ariel : That one. I want that one.
Grimsby: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Eric: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
Grimsby: Don’t stay up all night, Eric. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Triton: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Ariel: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Triton: NO-
Ariel: Am I in trouble?
Triton: Take a guess.
Ariel: No?
Triton: Take another guess.
Ariel : Dad, do you love me?
Triton : Of course I do!
Ariel : Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Triton : Well, of course I… would…
Ariel : I mean something really, really—
Triton : Ariel , what did you do?
Scuttle : Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ariel: But are you shuffling?
Scuttle : Everyday.
Sebastian: What language are you two speaking??
Sebastian, talking to Ariel: Well Ariel, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Scuttle do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Ariel: …
Scuttle , from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
(In modern universe)
Eric: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Queen Selina: Eric, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Eric: I am a responsible adult!
Queen Selina: *raises brow*
Eric: I am an adult.
Queen Selina: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Queen Selina: *cuts piece of cake*
Young Eric: ...Can I have some?
Queen Selina: Cake is for talkers.
