looking for sunlight

WESLEY’S HEAD QUIRKS TO THE SIDE, eyes following the direction of the familiar voice. “That would be great if I weren’t already perfectly capable of finding the buildings on my own. –I know where everything is, I just–” he pauses, hand waiving haphazardly in the air beside him. “–Happen to not be able to read a few of the signs is all.”

You don’t wanna’ do that, you know you’ll miss cuddling me too much. And even if you try, I’ll just sneak back up on the bed while you’re asleep and lay on top of you like I always do. Baby, please. I’m so hungry I feel like I’m gonna die.

Listen… I was gonna’ call you, but my phone was so far away. Baaaaaabe, please? I’m starvin’ marvin and you know you make the best mac and cheese.

All I did today was watch We Bare Bears and sleep for 8 hours… so who wants to come over and make me mac and cheese?

[OOC] I completely forgot how I do it, but I think it’s a combination of the new x-kit, Stylish, and Tapermonkey? Actually, I think it just involves Stylish and Tapermonkey. Unfortunately, I can’t remember where I got the codes/extensions from because the post I got them from was circulating when the changes first happened and has since been lost to me. I found this post that kinda mentions something about Tapermonkey/Greasemonkey, so maybe try that out? I’ll do some more research and see if I can find the original post I used to get everything the way it is.

IT’S VERY POSSIBLE THAT HE’S LOST– which is infinitely more embarrassing than Wesley thought possible. It’s already nearing the end of November, and for whatever god forsaken reason, he still can’t manage to decipher the English building from the Student Center at this point. Squinting his eyes through a blur of vision, the boy lets out a frustrated grunt, fingers moving up to massage at his throbbing temples. “Whoever even designed these stupid fucking buildings?” He says through another huff of air, fingers pausing their previous motions in favor of crossing his arms across his chest. “Like–how can anyone manage to read that shitty, two point font they use for their signs?”

“Someone who clearly has it out to get you,” Tanner piped up from the bench he’d sprawled himself out on, lightly strumming the ukulele he apparently had on his lap. “Y’know, they have a map you can download on the school’s website. That would probably be a lot easier than trying to read the tiny ass letters.”

“ Well that was an awfully lame weekend. I didn’t even get laid, can you believe ? Truly outrageous if you ask me. And now I have to stay up until the ass crack of dawn working on a paper that’s due tomorrow, because I spent the day too hungover to function from a shitty party where my only option was to drink myself into a coma to save myself from dying of boredom. ”

“The smart thing to do would be steering clear of parties in general when you know you’ve got a paper due. Or maybe next time the party stinks, you’ll book it before you give yourself alcohol poisoning.”