p r i m a d o n n a

I got my tits out in a bar last night for just one free shot. I didn’t know I could be bought so cheap. 

Wow, even for you that’s kind of low.

I may have over-baked! Anyone want some cookies? 

I guess if I hit the gym after I’ll be okay... Sure, I’ll take one off your hands.

Suitcase after suitcase after suitcase….the not ending nightmare, I think I’m going to ditch packing and go see who all the new people on campus are… Care to join?  

Why are you doing your own unpacking? If you want after he’s finished mine, I’ll send my butler over to finish yours? It’ll give us more time to get a Starbucks and see all the newbies.

So many newbies, so little time.

Tell me about it. I can’t believe how many poor people they've let into our school.

“Not sure if my professor looks like Dumbledoor or Gandalf…”

“...Are you talking to yourself?”