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There’s no new action, let alone ships.

‘the fuck you talking about? I’m gonna assume that you’re asking who made out…so that’s how i’m going to answer? Daisy and Chase, Sage and Cardea, Zoey and Jase, Rex and Aphrodite although that doesn’t count it was a kiss. I probably missed some but you also missed infinite typos, so let’s called it truce.

Are you excited? Worry about yourself. You’re not the one sat in a five star hotel watching me slum it on a plasma screen. 

Got those Todren vibes.

She tweeted twice, babe. How much more chill do you need?

If they leave it on Twitter after firing shots, I won’t be embarrassed for them, I’ll be embarrassed of them.

Yeah? Good. I was starting to think his Mr.Lady Man thing was a bluff.

Some were cop outs but whatever, none of them were wildly wrong.

Some chill.

You must be Jase or Aphrodite because I know you’re not telling me a drunk hug is worth writing home about.

Nobody. Boring sober people make fun drunks. Fun sober people make sloppy drunks, so there is nothing to worry about there.

Everybody was wasted, we’ll only know that once the embarrassed but down-low braggy tweets start coming out today.

They’re a good match, why not? If not everybody in this place is the type of asshole here to be like “there’s so much history” after one makeout so they’ve unknowingly bound themselves in holy matramony. 

Are you good? Did Zoey piss you the fuck off or something? Seriously though, whatever’s happening there is a disaster in the making.

And what about it? She’s calling a fight, who doesn't want to see some bitches get their weaves ripped out?

You need to watch your spelling.

But why were you standing there creeping? You stuttered so I’m not believing it but crazy bitch if you’re being honest.