HSH - simply blog

My life has been quite busy, and I’ve just been having general life struggles. I’m going to try and bring back this blog big time, but for the moment I will not be doing the guessing game polls just because I have midterms and exams to study for at the moment. Hope yall understand.

I’ll try to post more original entries and general fandom content, and my asks will remain open, but I just need time to get my personal life together.

(It was a boggart! But since "Slim Jim" wasn't actually home, it was destroyed regardless, as no one was there to fend off the various anomalies. Jeremy's house was chock full of these things, which likely played apart in the house falling apart, it was just a boggart in this specific case.

I love when I get attached to a gag character and give them entire dramatic and tragic backstories)

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Oh God…my Mary. She—she’s only eight, I—she’s terribly mad at me after I told her off for scuffling with someone at school….

Do you think she could’ve run off? I didn’t hear the door—oh, there’s ash on the hearth…was there a wild animal?

Please, God help me…

“Please Hold.”

Ash baby ash baby /ref

Anyway, HSH employees, this caller is counting on you to get her the right information and (maybe) get her daughter back!

Maybe.

Hopefully.

This call also reminds me of an entity I’m working on so lowkey chewing on this.

-☀️

(voting was a tie ;-; answer was raccoons. I feel like it'd be kind of mean to count it as wrong due to a tie. so Uhhh, for the sake of their problem: they eventually found a raccoon in their attic and the guy released it.)

-👁️

“Please hold.”

(This is the funniest way you could have phrased this omg)

AHHH IM ALIVE EMPLOYEES. I’m so sorry for my absence, but I’m here now so we can do this!!!

Help this poor man find his eyes please I beg or Carol will spray me with the mouse spray.

But if I’m completely honest I have no idea what this could be. Anon, feel free to come back and let me know if the entity isn’t in the list below!

I believe in you guys! Merry Christmas!

But uh, speakin' o' that place, I did leave it for a reason. Ever since my bro went missin', his house went to me, and we've been having these weird power outages. Plus there was a bunch of cheese in the basement, which explains the rat I found. Real weird. He was always a clean guy. Then again, he never did let us in the basement.

That is what you guys do, right? Takin' care o' houses? I think so. 'less I'm usin' the wrong number. Wouldn't be the first time. Brain's been real foggy since Jeremy... Eh, ain't worth mentioning, you ain't my therapist. And if you were, you'd be too expensive for me, heh. Later. Slim Jim is, uh... signing off or whatever...

Click...

*click*

Normally I would say “Please Hold.” But Slim Jim here… well they hung up first.

Normally, I’d have Carol pick up a call like this but I believe in you guys. As long as you don’t

FEED THE TWILIGHT

then we should be good.

Even though Slim Jim here hung up, still give it your all. They may be a prank caller housing the Mouse King, but they’re OUR prank caller housing the Mouse King.

*Inaudible speech*

“No, honey, plants can’t sing… maybe your brother is leaving his music on? Go tell him to turn the volume down.

Sorry about that, my daughter came up to me. Anyway, I was talking to a friend of mine, and he said to call this number, sooo…. Not exactly sure what you’re gonna do but my dogs have been barking at it like crazy.”

“Please hold.”

Potted plants won’t last in the winter. Probably best you maintain it best as you can lest you catch a spriggan…

Maybe?

Sorry for the late responses employees though. Can’t seem to catch a break with my higher ups at my second job.

I do like these no clue runs we’ve been having. I feel like it allows people to take the call apart themselves. I almost wish I could post the whole wiki as well just to really test you guys.