CLAFLIN

Okay, that’s rude — you know what? Go serenade yourself! I’ll take my talents where they’re appreciated. I’ll give our good pal, Joel, a call. I’m sure he’d love to have me sing Bruno Mars’ songs to him, jackass. You think I’m scared of your face squeezing? Please. I’ve suffered worse. You’ve got nothing I haven’t already dealt with. Try your worst, Sammy.         Don’t question it! Have a little faith, will ya? If we’re going for timeless and iconic, we need full confidence in ourselves.

You don’t mean that and you know that. You do realise every time you’re a little mean to me, it’s kind of the most hilarious thing I’ve seen, right? Excuse me, the whole serenading badly was supposed to be my thing, you can’t do that. ––– Alright, let’s seriously try and be as iconic as them, but if it fails, I’m blaming you.

“Yes, I wanted McDonald’s and then a drive so it would put me to sleep. Not get lost in the middle of nowhere with petrol almost empty. You’re sure your GPS has no service?”

“I’m 100% sure McDonalds doesn’t put you to sleep, unless you end up eating so much and then you go into a food coma. But if you do end up doing that, I’ll resent you forever and this road trip will suck.  –––  That’s the fun of it! No petrol, no service and greasy food.”

oh it so does!! and then you start reevaluating EVERYTHING. like..wow i didn’t see that spot on my ceiling before or anything. it just feels different when things are moved around. then if you sleep on one side of the bed usually…change it, now sometimes you have to sleep on the other side, it’s fuckin’ nuts. 

The number of spiderwebs I’ve found on my ceiling thanks to you because I actually did move my bedroom around. So.. many.. spiderwebs.  –––  Exactly! I had a horrible night's sleep so hopefully, tonight will be better? Fingers crossed? 

Suggestions on what you should do aside from cleaning ? Hm. You should make it your mission to look like Dumbledore. Grow that hair and beard out and then dye it grey. It’ll be iconic. I’ll even find you a wand. Plus, hair dye is messy, so you can clean afterwards. It’s a brilliant idea, I know. You’re welcome.

I don’t know if I could personally pull off the gigantic beard and grey hair though? I mean, it’d be an awesome Halloween costume, but I don’t think I could sport it full time, yanno? 

Oh, yeah, is that what people who love each other do? Pull pranks on each other? Whereas all I’ve ever done is serenade you with Bruno Mars’ songs. Obviously, my form of love is much betters. Yours… leaves a lot to be desired. Just sayin’. Uh, squish my face? I’d still keep talking. Like that could work against me! I’m immune to your attempts at silence! We’ll be like Kate and Leo: iconic.

I’m pretty sure that’s what people do? I’m the prank king, just FYI. Ah yes, the lovely serenading where my ears were secretly bleeding. I’m just going to squeeze your face more, how about that?! I mean, we’ll we ever be that iconic? Kate and Leo are pretty irreplaceable. 

Don’t get me wrong, I love having days off but I’ve run out of things to watch, so I’ve resorted to watching Mary Poppins, aka one of the most iconic movies of all time. I feel like I should get a life though, anyone got any ideas? I did end up getting a coffee this morning, for free because the barista thought I was cute, so that’s a highlight of my uneventful day. @audererp·

You should watch The Hunger Games or Me Before You... Or Love, Rosie.. just putting a few movies out there.. not that you’d see a familiar face or anything. Man, I wish I could get free coffee for being cute, would make my days so much better.

oh all the time, i’m not used to it being in that space..so it’s always hard the first night at least. but it’s so fuckin’ refreshing…you should totally do it. 

Right?! It shouldn’t matter too much but oh my god, it totally does. Like, I’m in a safe space but nope, my bed is all wrong and I don’t like it.