Take Me

Naw, he’s shite at keeping secrets.

Why are you trying to deny the magic?

Wow, that’s a bold claim - I hope it lives up to your generous words. Yes, absolutely! Are you based in LA? I’m not sure when I’ll next be there, but I’ll have to remember to keep you updated. I love pink lemonade, too, probably even more than regular lemonade, actually. Do it! You won’t be disappointed. Except by the super cheap store brand ones that just taste like carbonated water. 

Trust me, it will. I am! I think my sister and I are going to travel for shows soon, maybe after my tv show wraps, but I’m here for the time being! So true, pink lemonade has a different feeling and experinece than regular lemonade. You should give me all your recommendations.

Saoirse: Damn him and his smartness

Oh my goodness! I’ve had such a fun week. I Love Me is releasing and I couldn’t be happier. I’m Demi Lovato and Stupid Love is genius. @hollywoodland-hqs​

Congrats on the song! It’s so good, I’m so proud of you.

(( @hollywoodland-hqs​ ))

You know that feeling when you decide to pull a stupid move like staying up all night playing video games when you gotta be up at ass o’clock in the morning the next day? Woke up with a caffeine headache and running on three hours of sleep. You got any tips for getting through a day without injecting espresso right into your bloodstream?

I do this with tv show bingeing. It’s always the one more episode that gets me, and next thing I know the sun is coming up and I have to be at work in a matter of hours. What’s even worse is if I have both the Goldbergs and Schooled on the same day, which I’ve had to deal with this week.

I don’t know what that is, but yes you absolutely do need to introduce me to it. I’m always up for trying new things, especially drinks. Yeah, but what if it’s cloudy lemonade? Then it looks like American lemonade, but it’s actually fizzy. Also what if it’s pink lemonade, hmm? Pretty much the same here, too, unfortunately.

It’s basically god tier level fruit punch. Next time you’re in the states we’ll go to a restaurant with one of those machines and I will get it for you. I think cloudy lemonade doesn’t have to be fizzy, though. I do love pink lemonade, actually. The minute maid kind is the only kind that matters. I now am going to make it my mission to try every kind of lemonade out there.

Saoirse: what man did I marry?! Also kidding in that I knew this already but if you get him to believe in hogwarts that be great

Yeah but what are the odds of a witch having two squib kids? I imagine not high. And if either of us would be magical, it would definitely be my brother.

Maybe he’s keeping a secret too.

The fruit punch, but sometimes the alcohol punch, too, depending on the mood. I also love both kinds of lemonade, although I like to know beforehand, because expecting one then suddenly drinking the other really fucks with me. I think the American equivalent is “the projects”? It’s social housing, basically. And some of the estates are perfectly fine. Others… not so much.

Oh man, I need to introduce you to orange hi-c. Possibly the greatest gift to man kind as far as juice goes. You can get it in juice box form but the best form is from drink fountains. They used to have it in McDonalds but now I can only ever find it in those touch screen drink machines. Well I mean it is fairly simple. One is yellow and one is clear. Oh, I see. That’s the same here, too. But it’s not like the government does anything.

I’m sure there’s someone out there who has before. Especially because Potential Breakup Song is still iconic to this day. That’s really cute! I’ve seen a lot of those quiz type of filters going around a lot lately. I think it all started with which Disney character are you?

Maybe! I’ll have to look. They’re so much fun, especially the ones that are like songs or characters. I have an American girl one saved and it’s the freaking best. All the ones that I was seeing were Disney character and Harry Potter character.

Saoirse: what now? He’s just pulling your chain..

I think it’s the perfect way to show the world you’ve made your return to music. Plus I’m sure your songs will blow up on there sooner or later. It seems to be where a lot of songs are getting super popular anymore. If you ever find it again, send it to me for sure! 

I honestly don’t know if people use our songs as Tik tok audios. I’ve never thought to check. We have an instagram decider filter now, and that’s pretty cool. It’s what Aly and AJ song are you and it’s super fun. I will for sure!

Have we officially decided that Y is a vowel then? Cus when I was in school, it was always ‘A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y’ and like what the actual hell was that, am I right? Just choose yes or no. It’s the same bull as when they just decided one day that Pluto wasn’t a planet anymore. Like no, you shouldn’t be able to just do that stuff.

Well it’s sometimes Y. So it counts as a vowel sometimes because it sounds like a vowel sound. Think of how many words where there’s a y that sounds like an e. Pluto is a planet, I don’t care what anyone else says.

Naw, she’s not that good a liar.

I mean who knows. That statute of secrecy is pretty severe.

I’ll drink things like Gatorade, or water, or some kind of fizzy - or punch, I really like punch, and I can water that down if I need to. We call it Hawaiian style, but yeah it’s just American lemonade - sugary watery lemon juice. Council estates can be very scary, especially at night. Dangerous shit happens there, especially on some of the ones in the cities. 

Like the alcohol kind of punch or like the fruit punch kind of punch that kids drink. Cause I’m down for either. I like lemonade that way. I like sprite too, so I guess I like both kinds of lemonade across both cultures. Oh jeez. I honestly don’t know what a council estate is so I can only imagine.

Saoirse: feels first bit of her part in the family. You are the very best aj!!

AJ: Of course!! You know I would do anything for you

So, so formal, but I’ll take it. I think there should be more formality in friendships, really. 

I am nothing if not polite.