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By Andlynne
Our new friend!
hotmomblr:
i dnt think ive ever had a girls nights out!!!! i mean i hang out w/ janey a lot but it seems stupid 2 call that a girls night out when johns glued 2 us all the time lmfao
Yeah trust me It’ll be an absolute BLAST!
Well Hit up the town go shopping, Get some candy, Maybe a few new toys, And we can even pick up some cute boys or girls!
Our new friend!
hotmomblr:
it doesnt look like a pajamas tho!!! it looks like a little hero outfit and its super cute and where did i even put it??????? smh is it even in my closet anymore. did dave steal it. i bet dave stole it
Doesn’t matter I’m sure Mista’ J and me have something in your size were used to workin’ up new outfits for various things!
Ohhh I’m so excited I could just squeal! Maybe we can even have a girls night out! HA!

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Our new friend!
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couldnt i just have brought my god tier pajamas??? i mean im not complaining but if ud told me i wouldve come in costume!!!! it even has a mask and everything
why not??? i do,
Yeesh come on kid does this look like a pajama party to you?
Don’t answer that. Our theme is more... circus...ish than really god...pajamas are.
Our new friend!
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oh shit hi!!!!! omg
w9 a makeover???
Well yeah we’ve kinda got a theme goin’ on here and Mista’ J likes his new friends to fit that theme!
Duh! You don’t think I wear this get up for ME do ya’?
Our new friend!
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I hear you’re our new friend!
Huh... I think you need a makeover before we can play for real but other than that you seem like a gas!
I am BUSY, Harley!
BUT PUDDIN’! I brought the whoopee cushion and everything!
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The ugly one. HA! Thought I spotted @duallio for a second!
Awe well if he does pop up maybe we should pay him a visit just a little two on two eh mista’ J?

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Is that a Dent I spy online~?
Which one puddin’?
Banana Cream and Explosives.
laughingtons:
He catches the megaphone, giving Harley a trademark devlish smile before turning to the goons. “You heard all that? Let the show begin!” And he tosses it over his shoulder, holding his now empty hand out for her like a proper gentleman. “Shall we go?” As if he cares about her, but the charade must continue for her to stay a loyal ally, and so he waits for her hand before he leads them both off (probably skipping) to the truck.
“You made sure the tank is full, right, Harley?”
She gleefully takes his hand skipping to the truck with him. “Yes sir Mista’ J!” She quickly lets go flipping over to the door and opening it for him. “Your chariot awaits puddin’!” She made a big show of it bowing and sweeping her arm out in an attempt to make her lover laugh at her goofy show and hopefully avoid getting yelled at or hit this particular run around.
Hi puddin!
Banana Cream and Explosives.
laughingtons:
The Joker is five seconds from yelling at her for interrupting, but she says something slightly useful. “The goons are waiting? To hell with the goons! Tell them to unpack and redo the whole thing just for that!” The anger that’s always just below the surface lashes out at her, but he remembers his earlier thought.
“No, wait. Don’t do that, darling, Let’s go rob a supermarket for all their pudding. We have quite the pie to cook.”
Harley nods at the clown prince. “Right-a-roonie!” She cartwheeled off towards the goons relaying the orders to them with a megaphone. “ALRIGHT YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SCRUBS! MISTA’ J SAYS WE’VE GOTTA GO ROB A SUPERMARKET FOR ALL THE PUDDIN’ TO BAKE A GIANT PIE COME ON DOUBLE TIME!” she Turns towards her lover. “The floor is yours Mista’ J” She tosses him the megaphone before hopping next to him.
Banana Cream and Explosives.
laughingtons:
“Perhaps we should..” The plan is coming together as he talks, forming in his head while he makes slow movements with his hands. “No, no. What we should do is….” A deliberate pause as more thought catches up to him. “Find one of his little underlings. Rough ‘em up a bit, you know the works, an’ stuff’em in a giant pie!” He lifts his hands above his head now, arcing his back in a gesture of just how big he’s meaning.
“Then Batsy will have to enjoy a little of our baking!”
Harley silently watched her boss work. This was one of her favorite parts of the whole run around they did so often. She continued to file her nails through her glove before checking out the window to see the goons waving at them. “Sorry to interrupt puddin’ but I think the boys have the truck locked and loaded and are waitin’ on us!” She jerks her thumb to the window giving her love a big smile.

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Banana Cream and Explosives.
laughingtons:
She catches up before he even notices she fell behind, and he puts one hand to his chin as he thinks over ploys and plots to catch the Bat’s attention. “Hmm.” It’s him muttering to himself out loud, but he doesn’t look up from the ground as he walks toward a desk in another part of their current hideout. “What if we make a bigger contraption- no, a better one- to catch his attention? Make him think that’s the big hullabaloo, then WHAM! Get him with a pie!”
He’s not talking to Harley, but more so at her. He frowns, not waiting for a response or even looking to see what it was. “… You’re right, that’s not flashy enough.”
Harley who is sadly used to this treatment sits in a nearby chair and begins to file her nails through her gloves for funs sake she began to hum a tune from an old Warner Brothers cartoon seeing as that’s all they used to let her watch back in the asylum. Her eyes wander around the room taking in all the wonderful old dilapidated sights she can. Enjoying all the old faded clown paintings on the wall and wondering what new deathtrap her sweet prince of crime has cooked up this time.
Banana Cream and Explosives.
laughingtons:
Slipping off his oven mitts, he tosses them casually over his shoulder as he picks up one of the cooled down pies. “Maybe he’d like to give them a taste, then!” And he tosses the pie towards the obvious target, a loud laugh erupting from his lips as he hits the faace spot on and the whole wall nearby explodes, nearly hitting both him and Harley with debris and outright damage.
Clearly it was exactly what he wanted, though, and he twirls around in a spot before moving to wrap a hand around Harley’s waist. “Oh, darling, what a splendid idea. I’m sure he’d love some dessert after a long night.” But the moment doesn’t last, as superficial as it was, and the Joker walks away to vaguely wave at her. “Get the henchmen to pick up all the pies. We need to figure out how to make a proper entrance!”
She ducks to avoid the larger chunks of debris laughing like a schoolgirl. She put her pinky in her ear to stop the ringing only catching the last bit of his dialog to her. She nods and salutes. “Right away Mista’ J!” She pulls a megaphone out of her satchel and shouts through it towards the group of thugs in clown make up. “MOE, LARRY, CURLY! MISTA’ J DOESN’T PAY YOU THE BIG BUCKS TO SIT ON YOUR ASS AND HAVE A TEA PARTY WE’VE GOT PIES TO DELIVER TO STARVING BATFREAKS GET A MOVE ON AND GET THESE PIES IN THE VAN BY YESTERDAY!” Satisfied with that she cartwheels off towards her lover.