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every one of my followers gets a little bowl of soup from the pot bubbling in the middle of my blog and a slice of bread with homemade butter on the side

reblog if you’ve seen a cow

Mutuals i am sitting next to you putting the sticker from the fruit im eating on your hand as a subtle act of intimacy because i love and cherish you

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

i kinda wanna make a "what house are you" quiz where the answers are like "haunted house" "burning house" "waterlogged house" etc would anyone aside from @monstermarcie be into that

take the quiz here

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity