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Who up Hamlin they Howard right now

It’s true, I’ve been subsumed into the global hivemind. A lot of you want to hear less of me on the voicemail I’m told. Fuck you

Time for a Howie Quick Law Tip! If you do something illegal and the police don’t show up within fifteen minutes, legally you’re allowed to go home. Scot-free! This is called “statute of limitations”. Look it up on your mobile device or desktop computer

It’s a shame the finale didn’t show the scene where I appeared to Jimmy in prison, thanking him for turning himself in thus helping me to complete my wandering soul’s unfinished business on earth

She Hamlin on my Hamlin til I McGill

Hope you all enjoy my friend Jimmy’s final episode tonight on AMC I’ll be making a cameo tonight but as a ghost

Many new Howie fans liking my posts, great to see you but I should let you know all this information is private so you will need to sign an NDA before you leave the building. But you may also have a danish

Kim couldn’t tell my wife where they buried me but she should’ve said they stuffed me in her fridge for a quick laugh. I was always doing that back at home