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THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE

leave my duck out of this he is just trying 2 have a good time

Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is  100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone)

The bottles has changed before, it can change now. I’m all in favor of having new bottles like this.

Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) dir. Jeff Fowler

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Here’s Canada’s reigning royal couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, spreading their beautiful love in Paris while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school to take her to buy the Wheatus CD at f.y.e. because the year is 2001.

The night Kanye really tried to save us from Taylor. The night Henny almost saved the world. The night lives changed.