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Yo, I kinda wanna get "they told me I couldn't so I did" tattooed on my ass or something it's such a nice saying.

The Roomate

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And we're back

Bridgette Mendler does my favourite song.... It's like my summer jam.

The Roommate

#okay then

Conversations at 1:00 a.m.

The Roommate: Take a picture of my boobs Me: wtf no R: PLEEAAASSEEE M: WTF NO R: Okay then just a picture of my nipple.... I have a really cute nipple Repeat for 10 minutes.

#conversations at 1 am #wtf #this is not appropriate

But I wanna make out with Pineapple Man.

The (drunk) Roommate

#who #what the actual #what

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Don't tell your cousin I'm lactating.

The Roommate

#what do you mean

When I get a boyfriend, we're having sex in Middlesex tower....Get it? Sex in Middlesex?

The Roomate

#yes i get it #casually in conversation #wtf

What's mine is yours

Me while talking to the Roommate: Blahblahblah..... Wait, is that my hoodie? The Roommate: Oh yeah, it was on the floor.

#typical #hoodies are the new pyjamas #sharing is caring

Ugh, I'm so funny.

The Roommate

#true #well you're not wrong

The Roommate went for dollar beers tonight. I'm guessing she spent about $20.

#i need a drink #is that a leprechaun #stop throwing shoes at me #I'm calling the RA

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If you wanna be my roommate...

,,,I expect that you burst into sporadic, off-key singing interrupted by maniacal laughter on a semi-regular basis. These outbursts are usually followed by an under-the-breath recitation of biology notes. Must also be able to stay up until 2 a.m. watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians or Hockey Wives. Candidates who are mentally well adjusted need not apply.

#but actually love my roomie #although the singing is a little scary #like really random #a tad unsettling #the whispering kinda freaks me out but o well

Whoa.....I've never had a mouse run up my back, but that felt like a mouse was running around in my brain.

The Roommate describing her headrush

#what the what #i dont ever know #where does she come from

The Roommate’s plan for changing the Canadian economy:

“We’re just gonna have to start selling ourselves.”

Keep in mind that this girl did not vote in our federal elections.

#roommate for prime minister #put her in charge of our economy #no she is not taking economics

Yo, so, like, every hour can you like, fan me?

Actual request from the Roommate

#hard pass #I'm going with no #excuuuuse me #ha i don't think so

I guess phone chargers are a communal room item now.

The Roommate just tried to unplug my phone from MY charger so that she could charge her phone overnight.

So chill.

#who does she think she is #excuuuuuse me #um i think not

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I'm a special child.

The Roommate

#im not making this up #she actually said it #well you're not wrong #she speaks the truth

Oh my God this is so cute - the entire episode is about anal

The Roommate while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians

#what #i dont understand her thought process at all #what are you even #who are you #yes she actually said that

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