me and my roommate @thoughtssoeloquent did sort of lazy costumes this year for halloween but we are the Future Sailors from The Mighty Boosh

THE FIVE WAY CRIMP! THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE! source:

“That’s where I’m gonna end up one day. Trust me.” “I’m gonna make a whole lot of money.” “I can’t wait to get away.” “We can’t spend our whole lives hiding.” “What the hell are you talking about?” “I’ve been dreaming of a hot meal with you as my dessert.” “I can’t believe what you are asking me to do.” “I’ve got some moves that I’d love to show you.” “How ‘bout a dance?” “Let me get to know you.” “You look so handsome.” “There’s danger up ahead.” “No one needs to feel alone.” “I do not want to have to use this gun.” “I can’t wait to rip this off of you.” “You’re better without him.” “We both know you can do better than him.” “You deserve someone who’s there all the time.” “You won’t do better than me.” “No man’s all good.” “I always knew what I was taking on.” “You love who you love.” “Maybe that’s what made me love you all along.” “True love’s something you don’t choose.” “I can’t take any more of this.” “Death would be a welcome friend.” “Why not raise a little hell?” “By tonight, it will be over.” “Him or me?” “Never killed, but now I have to.” “See you soon, sugar.” “Every place that we go, folks will turn their heads.” “You can’t buy your soul back.” “I gotta get out now while I still can.” “Don’t say that. We’re both in shock.” “How stupid can you be?” “My mistake is loving you.” “I would die without you.” “It’s too late to beg forgiveness.” “We both could have a perfect life.” “There isn’t anything good enough for us.” “The world should be notified.” “I must be in love, or else I’m going mad.” “You’re the only piece of luck that’s ever come my way.” “I’m making love to you and that sure beats counting sheep.” “Dyin’ ain’t so bad.” “A short and loving life isn’t so bad.” “I only hope to God that I go first.” “A love like ours doesn’t happen twice.” “When all your days are through, mine will be, too.” “I haven’t done this since God-knows-when.” “Just hold me, darling.” “You don’t have anything to prove.” “Let’s take it slow. One night at a time.” “This never happened before.”

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