Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

*anxious at night* next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about” that night: “OR WAS IT”

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

i am HIGH AF

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos

concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.

gasps heard from every tv station