i'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

i think that the notre dame cathedral was built by aliens. i mean, theres no way those folks could have built such an incredible structure like that, so if it wasnt built by aliens, it had to be helped by aliens.

yeah i mean were talking about a primitive civilization that just dumped their shit in the streets and people think that they built that all by themselves ??? no way they definitely had help, thinking it could have been from aliens isn’t that much of a stretch given how often their religious art shows strangely proportioned people coming from the sky to help them

These kind of structures would have taken decades to make with the level of technology and labor they had at the time. It’s pretty clear it that a more advanced species made them

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

I honestly be feeling like Edward Scissorhands but just wit regular hands