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waddling is such a hot concept to me… like… you got so fat that you can’t even walk properly, let alone run or even walk quickly. no, you’re stuck struggling to even lift your feet with all that heft pulling you down and that pesky belly getting in the way. your thick thighs chafing and tugging at each other as you break a sweat doing something most people wouldn’t think twice about. with all that effort, your breathing’s labored to the point where you’re moreso snorting and wheezing than breathing properly.

fat f*ck (affectionate)

Watching you eat 4 pizzas in a sitting recently was peak, and then you did 5 just a couple days later?! Girl, you’re absolutely hogging out. You’re going to fucking blow up this summer. Your skin looks tight too—you might have some fresh red stretch marks on the horizon. Good time to be a Tiana fan. Btw, fucking love the double chin.