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❖:: “Kurosaki-san! Is your Hollow being a bother? I’ve developed a wonderful new invention –– a corrective shock collar for Hollows, I’ve been trying to test it out on Grimmjow but he won’t sit still long enough for me to attach it... I’ll sell it to you for a very competitive price, if you’re interested in training him to be better behaved?” 

“Problem?”

Don’t blame me for the fact your life is a car crash and you’ve driven yourself to drink.

No.

Now get out of my infernal prison and do not darken its door again.

❖:: Aren’t you at least going to think about it for a minute? Maybe even two? It’s a good deal! You get to breathe in fresh air, I mean real fresh air down in the World of the Living, and you will have a job!

❖:: Aizen-saaaaaan! I have a special offer! You get to leave Muken, but only if you work in my shop as my assistant! What do you say~?

getsugadesgarron replied to your post: // I’d eat my hat for tia, I love her so much. He…

vore Urahara? vore Urahara!

Yes. Someone get rid of him, thanks.

❖:: “To be expected of you, Aizen-san. Astute as ever,” not that the shopkeeper had tried to conceal himself but most things in Muken were nigh comatose due to the thick darkness that surrounded them.

Clearly this man, as brilliant and harmful as the sun, was impervious to such things. Then again, he’d already noted during the Quincy war that Aizen’s prowess had only increased.

What a terrifying fellow.

“I just thought I’d pop by on my way to visit Kyōraku-san…” mostly to check that this monster of a man was where they last left him. It was a vague comfort to see him there, smug as ever, and yet it begged wider questions. 

❖:: Due to his contacts in Soul Society, Urahara had remained aware of appointments and changes within the Gotei 13. So while he did not know the ball of cotton candy personally, he was aware of her.

Strange that she was wandering around the world of the living without her, rather scary, jingle-bell-father-figure…

No I do not need a hug.

No I do not need your useless sympathies.

Give me the tea.

// Ooooh! Well thank you very much there stranger, welcome to the shop! Enjoy your stay and invest a lot in it~! I’m thrilled to hear that you hit that follow button and like the bants.