Strawberry Cow Diaries

Yesterday I was outside playing guitar in my hammock and a few little bugs sat on some nearby milk crates watching. I enjoyed imagining I was playing a concert for the little dudes

Casual play is so incredibly hot. One second I'm laid across my partner watching anime, the next they're slowly stroking my girl cock as they rub up and down my leg.

Going through panic attacks and flashbacks is weird especially if you grew up watching your parents have panic attacks and flashbacks.

Most of the content I post is stolen from reddit, but if it helps I feel really bad about it

The amount of people I've heard say the phrase, "-And we're not racist." is ridiculously high, and let me say this: If you feel the need to follow up any of your opinions or "political ideologies" with the phrase, "that's not racism, it's..." then you're engaging in racist or cultural-segregationalist beliefs and you should, in fact, GO FUCK YOURSELF

You're telling me if you had a genie, you wouldn't get more tummy, pointy/fluffy ears, and a tail? Oh, I guess we can't be friends

I wish screaming into the void actually fixed something

FUCK landlords

"Might makes right" is some psychopathic babble bullshit

The other night I had a dream where I reached into my pants and pulled out my irrecoverably shriveled up tiny penis and I started evil-laughing at how small and pathetic it looked.