certified degenerate

are you aware of the cursed phone guy?

of the... of the what...

Our story begins in your house, you see a man in a pitch black suit, wearing black gloves right outside your window.

You couldn't see the man's head, only his torso, slowly you reach for your phone to call the police, and go to hide in another room, hoping the man hasn't seen you.

But you hear a voice whispered from behind your ear.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." It says, and you slowly turn around only to find...

a 14 foot tall man standing behind you, with a wide friendly smile, he proceeded to throw up a bunch of Oreo tops, no cream, only the tops of oreo's, fully intact, factory fresh all over you, he then wiped his painted on lips.

"I wouldn't do that, because it's just a mannequin outside your window, lmao you just got pawned."

I-

Sir, this is the scariest moment of my life-

'I stop shivering for a moment to pick up one of the Oreos and start eating it'