clean your room or drink a glass of water please if you don't do at least one of these things I'll explode and die but then I'll recover and then explode and die again and this cycle will repeat forever until you save me

seagulls have so many virtues. beautiful. sleek. bold. daring. capable of navigating land water and air. devoted mates. good parents. capable of being gay. much more intelligent than people give them credit for. adaptable. loud. can fit an entire starfish in their mouth. i could go on

I don’t think you understand,, I just wanna be a little greyhound in a jacket,,

I forgot I made this post and almost made a separate post with this same exact thought,, I truly just wanna be a little greyhound in a jacket

requesting pictures of your greyhounds in little jackets

I don’t think you understand,, I just wanna be a little greyhound in a jacket,,

I forgot I made this post and almost made a separate post with this same exact thought,, I truly just wanna be a little greyhound in a jacket