Here are some things I hear at band:
1) I would clap James Charles butt cheeks ~Jon
2) an uncircumcised penis is the grossest thing I’ve seen. What do you use that extra skin for? Snacks? ~jack
3) I’ve seen a lot of dicks, I was a Boy Scout! ~jack
4) when you sing, “you pissed upon my candle.” You need to act it out ~mark
5) Elton John looks coked out of his mind. ~mark
6) axel: why are you late to practice?
Jon: I was at bible study.
Axel: why didn’t jack go?
Jon: because I’m the better Catholic!
7) drum kit? More like rum kit! ~Kim
8) I thought you said “she has breasts” and I thought you’re not wrong, but I realized we are at band and you meant rests. ~ken
9) darrian: Seth, stop playing guitar and play drums again for us!
Seth pointing to the snare mute he is wearing as a hat: you know what this means? I’m the Wizard!
It’s been since 2019 since I updated this but here is number 10!
10) sometimes I go shopping and forget what I fucking went in there for! ~Jim
I’ll add more when I think of them.
Feel free to add your own!
11) You hunt pheasants, I fuck pigeons. WE ARE NOT THE SAME! ~Patrick
12) it’s like porn with no audio. It’s not good, but it’s still porn. ~Patrick
13) kellen: Nick can't play consistently, and I can't play octaves, so that's where you come in
Me: the bitch who can dislocated their thumbs to play octaves
