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✿ - Sex headcanon

under the cut because I’m not your mother :3c

There ya go. MOUTH EYE GOODNESS.

mettaton loving his fans, locking eyes with that one lucky monster (or those five lucky monsters) at a concert or a live taping or a book signing, letting them bring him into a bathroom stall or his dressing room and giving them the best night of their lives

mettaton flirting with strangers who recognize him on the street, inviting them to his place, getting fucked silly by them, and blowing them kisses before he has to dash off to his next event

mettaton selling tickets to the general public for every party he throws, even the clothing optional ones, and letting the excited guests touch him all over, make him cum, or be brought to orgasm by him

mettaton sucking off strangers through gloryholes at his concert, who cum just from the realization that it’s him, mettaton fucking mettaton cosplayers at conventions, mettaton buying a round for the whole table and ending up with all of them naked in the backseat of his luxury car

hello new kink 8)

Bill Cipher’s mystery slit is the 8th wonder of the world~

Hmngh I have this Stanford/Bill Cipher story idea, but I can’t write it down ‘cuz my writing skills suck. And I’m way way way too lazy to draw an actual comic… It would just be like:

"Every species have junk, ya sure you don’t have any?"

"I’ve never encountered one of my ‘species’ as you put it." 

and then smex stuff happens because of reasons.