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Gemini: Only geniuses can say these words really quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.

Cancer: Oh c’mon. No one’s falling for th-

Aries: IAMSTUPID

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How Pisces Would Insult Someone

Pisces: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe

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Leo: Shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques.

Taurus: That literally got weirder and weirder every word.

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Sagittarius: We all have a head, a neck, a body and a sound hole so technically we are all ukuleles.

Libra: How do you come up with these things, Sagittarius?

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Libra, exasperated: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you just blindly follow them?

Gemini: Which friend? Was it Leo?

Libra: What? No-

Gemini, diving off the cliff: LEO, I’M COMING!!!

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Gemini: Me and Capricorn get along perfectly. Right Capricorn?

Capricorn: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

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Taurus: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me and I’d still tip %20

Virgo: I’d actually tip more if they murder me, that’s great customer servise

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Capricorn: Leo is missing. Can you find him?

Aquarius: Do you think I have Leo microchipped or something?

Capricorn: Well, do you?

Aquarius: …yeah, hang on

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Gemini: we’ve been friends for soo long, I don’t know which one of us is the bad influence anymore.

Leo: oh no, don’t worry it definitely still you

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Gemini: There is no easter bunny. There is no tooth fairy. And there is nO SANTA CLAUS

Sagittarius: BUT THE AD SAID-

Gemini: THE AD IS A LIE

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Taurus: My love, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you, I would die to make you happy

Leo: Can I have a chip?

Taurus: These are unfortunately my Pringles

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Capricorn: Well, atoms never touch eachother. Since we are made of atomd, we have never touched anything in our whole live.

Officer: …

Capricorn: So, to answer your question, officer, no I did not punch Aries in the face

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Scorpio: Hey, you’re on speaker. Behave.

Taurus: Or what you’ll spank me?

Taurus:

Scorpio:

Everyone:

Cancer: *facepalms*

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