Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

Im at your girls apartment stealthkilling her dog

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

dont joke about michael prank cuz my mom got crushed by a falling michael prank

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good