dumb things we say

“Live, laugh, arson” ---Endy

“The averge revolver is 3.5 inches tall, the averge duck head is roughly 2 inches tall, but the revolver is practically the same size as the head so that means the ducks head is 3.5 inches tall, the averge duck is 23 inches tall so that means that the duck is 1.75 times taller than usual, that means  the duck is 40.25 inches tall, so it's a metre tall” ---soap (duck)

“i’m just hee hee hoo hoo you know” ---ariu

“omg he’s so fuckin sexc i cant kahsjssgjbs” ---endy

“she will be a rainbow. she is a skittle.” ---bee

“I’M CALLING THE POLICE I’VE BEEN INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED ON MY LEG” ---churrito

“if i go to sleep listening to remmy walle juice, will i dream of remmy walle juice?” ---ariu

“egg may be suffocated from ariu” ---bee

“i swear if y’all sacrifice some horses i will start sobbing yet cheering” ---comma

“ik your possessed but pls eat” ---endy

“i wasn’t talking to you, i was talking to the death of the chat cause we all know if you touch death you die :)” ---minty

“bring that thicc ass over here” ---churrito